"You know how I know your mom's an Atlas?"
Confused, he replied "Uhh, no..." to which he responded "Because she weighs 100 tons."
The chat room generally devolved into laughter and for the next hour or so we came up with our best/worst/groanworthy Mech jokes... Enjoy and feel free to contribute!
Note that some of these may be slightly inappropriate.
Do you know how I know your mom is awesome?
Because she weighs 80 Tons
You know how I know your mom is an Atlas?
Because it’s not a headshot unless it hits her in the right eye
Do you know how I know your mom weighs 100 Tons?
Because she ***** like a Kodiak
Do you know how I know your mom is an Atlas?
Because she weighs 100 Tons
How I know your mom’s a Hunchback?
Because she’s Not-a-dame.
How I know your sister’s a dragon?
Because she’s a smaller more useless version of your Mom.
Because her chest weighs more than the rest of her
How your mom’s an X5?
Because she’s almost as good backward as she is forward.
You know how I know your mom pilots a Centurian?
Because she Yen-Lo’s my Wang
Y’know how I know you’re quick in bed?
You last as long as a Commando.
Y’know how I know your dad’s a Stalker?...
EDIT: Formatting
Edited by Calaran, 09 June 2013 - 12:40 AM.