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[Alaskan Nobody]

That fence is only half built!

[XphR]

Shar Wolf, on 03 December 2014 - 10:55 AM, said:

That fence is only half built!

And its not doing vary well as a water barrier.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Naw, those are more for keepin the people outa the water, than the water outa the people

[XphR]

if you dont keep your people watered, they get awful dry.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Yes - but salt water is horrible for that.

[XphR]

Mainly if you feed it to them, bathing in its not so bad from time to time.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Yes, but bathing is putting the people in the water - not putting the water in the people.

[Nightmare1]

Shar Wolf, on 03 December 2014 - 01:35 PM, said:

Yes, but bathing is putting the people in the water - not putting the water in the people.

It could be both if you force them to keep their mouths open while submerging them.

Oh wait...that might be something else too...

[XphR]

>_<
Please visit the gill integration ward before preceding to any advanced water studies programs.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Clan Wave 2 faction choices are up now

[Mech42Ace]

XphR, on 03 December 2014 - 02:40 PM, said:

&gt;_&lt;
Please visit the gill integration ward before preceding to any advanced water studies programs.

*enters gill integration ward*
Nurse-"Can I help you sir?"
Me-"Yes, I a think you can; I want gills for a water study I am partaking in"
Nurse- "Okay then, we take your lungs now, gills come next week."
Me-"Oh."
*Exits the ward*

[Alaskan Nobody]

Mech42Ace, on 03 December 2014 - 03:02 PM, said:

...
Nurse- "Okay then, we take your lungs now, gills come next week."
...

A week?

They told me 3 months!

[StompingOnTanks]

Shar Wolf, on 03 December 2014 - 03:03 PM, said:

A week?

They told me 3 months!

I tried ObamaGills because they're free.

But then I was told to sign up for an appointment on ObamaGills.com. So I went, and they asked me to create an account, so I spent the next hour filling out all of my confidential information and personal questions about myself. Then when I clicked "Create Account" button the website crashed, and my computer became infected with exactly 9,001 trojans.

So I contacted support by phone and explained my situation. They put me on hold for another hour, before I finally got into contact with an obviously very Indian sounding man calling himself Chad Chatsky. *Shrugs* So I talked to Chad about my problem and he told me, "Okay, get back to you in very short time" and I stood there for another half hour before he came back and told me to try again.

So I did, and it worked, except my computer got another 9001 trojans. But that's okay, because now I had an ObamaGill account, so I logged on to select an affordable gill integration plan. When I did, I found out that all the plans involved my being gilless and lungless for 6 months while I wait in line for everyone ahead of me to get their afforadble ObamaGills.

So I said screw it, I went back to my original plan and payed $5,000 for gills. Now I have gills, lungs, and a goodie bag full of dollar store scuba products for my great behavior under the knife. But I'm also out $5,000.

Hey, can I borrow $5,000?

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 03 December 2014 - 04:31 PM, said:

Hey, can I borrow $5,000?

Do Cbills work?

Or how about Rupees or Gil?








.....Now that is a thought, can you spend Gil to get gills?

[Mech42Ace]

StompingOnTanks, on 03 December 2014 - 04:31 PM, said:

on ObamaGills.com.
Hey, can I borrow $5,000?

Gotta admit, was a little disappointed when I found that the sight link wasn't live.

[StompingOnTanks]

http://mwomercs.com/...echa-lego-pxxx/

Re-posting this here, because it's just that awesome and I don't want anybody to miss it.

I especially love it, because I happen to love the small, humanoid, high-mobility style of mecha.

(Armored Core V took it too far with the infinite boost duration though. Actually, that's where the whole series after AC4 went wrong. )

[Nightmare1]

This time I know I found it!

[Alaskan Nobody]

Only until the song starts again

[Mech42Ace]

Guys guys! guess what I just found out cleverbot does that really made my day!
And it's the only song it knows to my knowledge



Yeah it's true, I have no life.

Edited by Mech42Ace, 03 December 2014 - 08:17 PM.

[XphR]

Nightmare1, on 03 December 2014 - 07:40 PM, said:

This time I know I found it!

Upload a clip of you singing, playing humming it?