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#5241
Posted 03 December 2014 - 10:55 AM
#5243
Posted 03 December 2014 - 12:05 PM
#5244
Posted 03 December 2014 - 12:15 PM
#5245
Posted 03 December 2014 - 12:19 PM
#5246
Posted 03 December 2014 - 01:19 PM
#5247
Posted 03 December 2014 - 01:35 PM
#5248
Posted 03 December 2014 - 01:39 PM
Shar Wolf, on 03 December 2014 - 01:35 PM, said:
It could be both if you force them to keep their mouths open while submerging them.
Oh wait...that might be something else too...
#5249
Posted 03 December 2014 - 02:40 PM
Please visit the gill integration ward before preceding to any advanced water studies programs.
#5251
Posted 03 December 2014 - 03:02 PM
XphR, on 03 December 2014 - 02:40 PM, said:
Please visit the gill integration ward before preceding to any advanced water studies programs.
*enters gill integration ward*
Nurse-"Can I help you sir?"
Me-"Yes, I a think you can; I want gills for a water study I am partaking in"
Nurse- "Okay then, we take your lungs now, gills come next week."
Me-"Oh."
*Exits the ward*
#5253
Posted 03 December 2014 - 04:31 PM
Shar Wolf, on 03 December 2014 - 03:03 PM, said:
They told me 3 months!
I tried ObamaGills because they're free.
But then I was told to sign up for an appointment on ObamaGills.com. So I went, and they asked me to create an account, so I spent the next hour filling out all of my confidential information and personal questions about myself. Then when I clicked "Create Account" button the website crashed, and my computer became infected with exactly 9,001 trojans.
So I contacted support by phone and explained my situation. They put me on hold for another hour, before I finally got into contact with an obviously very Indian sounding man calling himself Chad Chatsky. *Shrugs* So I talked to Chad about my problem and he told me, "Okay, get back to you in very short time" and I stood there for another half hour before he came back and told me to try again.
So I did, and it worked, except my computer got another 9001 trojans. But that's okay, because now I had an ObamaGill account, so I logged on to select an affordable gill integration plan. When I did, I found out that all the plans involved my being gilless and lungless for 6 months while I wait in line for everyone ahead of me to get their afforadble ObamaGills.
So I said screw it, I went back to my original plan and payed $5,000 for gills. Now I have gills, lungs, and a goodie bag full of dollar store scuba products for my great behavior under the knife. But I'm also out $5,000.
Hey, can I borrow $5,000?
#5256
Posted 03 December 2014 - 04:58 PM
Re-posting this here, because it's just that awesome and I don't want anybody to miss it.
I especially love it, because I happen to love the small, humanoid, high-mobility style of mecha.
(Armored Core V took it too far with the infinite boost duration though. Actually, that's where the whole series after AC4 went wrong. )
#5257
Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:40 PM
#5258
Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:46 PM
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