Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:49 AM
I have a few minutes to spare and some thought to share.
In before: I included champion mechs from packs in list because, de jure they marked as champions, but de facto they are heroes with unique skin and c-bill boost.
Here we go from lights to ass_aults:
LCT 1V - Mice Pilots cried, were pricked, but continued to guzzle a cactus.
Yeah, our favorite paper-thin tin cans are a pain in the ass, but sadly, not in enemy's.
Typically packed with 4 machinegunz and lone mid-lazor on 170 km\ph is a very 'special' kind of fun.
Live fast, die young, aha.
The only problem is it's not effective: the best option you could get is to scratch enemy backs when they are focused on your teammates.
Any other gameplay ends fast with one shot as a rule.
He could be better with twin AC2, but his 20 tons weight says "Farewell!" to these dreams.
Finally, it could be equipped with single large-pulse or ER-large and work as a second line assistant, and I think - this is his best use.
So, I prefer any other Locust to 1V and it's a misfortune, that this junk have premium bonuses.
DEATH'S KNELL - I do not own this one because do not like Comm's, but my buddy has.
And with 4 mid-lazors it's a rather fun to rush between assaults on 171 km\ph and to run on walls (with hill climb module).
I've seen enough situations when last DK was running like hell between enemy's and could survive for minutes under heavy fire.
OXIDE - When he was introduced, I was not impressed and thought this is a machine of the only builf.
Guyz, I was horribly wrong!
Yes, the only good choice you have, is 4 SSRM's, but this beast could do MAGICK with them.
Believe me, 1250 dmg is not his limit with 6 tons of ammo even without arty (but 5 tons + BAP is still better).
I feel myself as a shark on Conquest, piloting this little monster.
But he has no JJ nor energy hardpoints and this makes him not so great as next mech.
But anyway, if you like streak-spammers, this is streaks on adrenalin, do not miss it!
EMBER - Best light in my opinion at this moment. Period.
It could be equipped with any gunz you want (2 PPC, 2 AC2, 2 LPL, and so on...), it has enough firepower to bring down any mech in one-on-one brawl and the only thing he is lacking is ECM.
Extremely fun and effective.
HUGINN - I do not own this one and do not want.
I can't see any interesting build for this junk.
Even phranken-camo looks cooler on regular Ravens.
Do NOT want!
X-5 - The same goes to this misunderstanding.
Energy hardpoints in arms on cicada?! Really?!
The only purpose of this arms is to suck damage.
And without arms, we are left with 2 energy and 2 missile hardpoints.
I love Cicadas, but X-5 makes me sad...
Do NOT want!
YEN-LO-WANG - bought on occasion, just because of curiosity.
And for me, he is the best Centurion.
AC20 + 2 med lazor on 107 km\ph?
Killing on adrenalin!
Add to this perfect maneuverability and survivability.
Seemes, he is really well-forged in fires of Solaris VII.
GRID IRON - Is just a bad copy of HBK-4G who sold precious ballistic slot for useless single missile hardpoint.
And his pattern is forgettable.
And I do not like Hunchies.
Do NOT want!
Griffins and Wolwerines are jusn atonter meh-mechs and statists on battlefield, so I have regular versions, not saber-packed.
GOLDEN SHOWER BOY - At first glance he looks pretty.
But then you look more attentively and notice his limited 295 engine, the only thought that came to mind is KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Do NOT want!
SHD-2H - 3 ballistic hardpoint next to you head.
This is all you need to know.
EPILEPSY ALERT!
FLAME - I thought, high placed ballisticslot could fix this crappy chassis.
I was wrong.
Even good paint-job can't make difference.
With sizes that aren't compatible to life and deplorable weight-class (60 t), Flame remains just another crappy Dragon.
Yes, he can deal some decent damage and a few kills, but this is pain.
He could be fun with high-rated engines, but the damage output in this case would be below comfortable.
FANG - see DRG-1N.
Do NOT want!
JESTER - full-energy Catapult?!
What an abomination!
And his skin looks also crappy.
Do NOT want!
FIREBRAND - the mech, I have piloted over 3 days according to statistics.
Arguably, best hero-mech.
That's enough.
TDR-5S - cold be a good robot, but maaan!
He is almost the same size as Awesome!
This is freaking ridiculous!
What devs were thinking?!
ILYA MUROMETS - the masses love this mech.
And yes, they have their point.
It' a good Phract and the only mech with 3 separated ballistic slots.
Sounds good?
Of course!
Except one detail: with arms below his ass he is only good on flat ground.
I tried to love and accept him.
Many-many times....
Even if he has spectacular ballistic burst, he is still a big disappointment for me as any other Coprophract except 3D.
PROTECTOR - bought him only because of his cool look.
And fall in love.
He opened for me all other Orions and they all are extremely well-balanced and versatile mechs.
You could do with this chassis anything you want literally.
Especially comfortable, effective and fun mechs!
As for Protector, he's got really good hardpoints and could cosplay DDC.
And looking freaking awesome!
Remember: before TimberWolf was Orion!
LONG LIVE STAR LEAGUE! FOR KERENSKY!
CRAPPY PRETTY BABY - Why, Gods, why they hate Awesomes so much???
In worst hero-mech contest, this pile of s..t wolud definatly won the 1st place.
I am so angry and disappointed with this junk, that have no much else to say.
So sad, that my lovely Awesomes are defiled with this crap.
I do not asked for this.
DRAGON SLAYER - single best poptart and the best assault hero.
And this glossy skin...
Nuff said.
BLR-1G - good solid BLR, but I still wait for actual hero BattleMaster.
Hope for more DAKKA.
MISERY - Another example how I underestimated a mech.
For a long time, I do not even bother with him, until January sale tempts me and finally I got one.
Who would thought, but one single ballistic slot could do a HUGE difference.
He is the Beast!
Size, firepower, armor and survivability make him a ferocious power on the field.
The only thing he lacks is low engine rate and narrow torso angles.
HEAVY METAL - man, how I desired this mech!
Bought at full price instantly and then slowly but surely sobering came up.
Superfluous actuator in right hand makes unable to mount big gunz.
All hand-mounted weapons is also a bad idea
First: they are vulnerable.
With a bad luck, halve of you firepower would be quickly blown away.
Second: arms are too wide-spread for alpha-strikes and uncomfortable to soot-and-hide maneuvers and close brawl.
So, he is not bad, but I prefer any other HGN to him.
And I paid for Heavy Metal, not for lame rock'n'roll.
But anyway, jun-kill-box in the head is a really cool idea and still fun!
LA MALINCHE - still I wonder, why this mech should exist?
BNC-3S has all the same hardpoints + 4 energy in torso more!
One more arm-placed energy slot is a bad excuse for existence of this crap.
Do NOT want!
finally BOAR'S HEAD - must admit, he's got kind of good paint scheme.
And high rated engines are always welcome.
But energy-based assaults are corrupted idea and you know, even the damned Locust could carry 6 meds!
On of my lads have refunded Boar at half of the price.
Do NOT want!
Seemed, next month we'll got a hero Cockroach (QDR).
The only thing, that could save him wold be ECM
And I have some hopes for ballistic BattleMaster.
But seeing the tendency to throw underpowered heroes on sales, I highly doubts we'll see something worthwhile.