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[Scout Derek]

Shar Wolf, on 16 October 2014 - 08:55 AM, said:

David does not know what he is talking about.
yes he does

Shar Wolf does know what he's talking about ^-^

[990Dreams]

Scour Derek doesn't know what he's talking about

[IraqiWalker]

True, but SCOUT derek does.

Also, David Hurrican wears multiple pairs of glasses on top of one another, each day, hoping to develop multi-spectral vision.

[Sparks Murphey]

However, DavidHurricane only ever wears one set of glasses at a time, as they would otherwise interfere with the multi-spectral vision he already has.

IraniWalker has mastered the ancient art of the flamer. He still can't kill BattleMechs with flamers, but he can make stunning works of art with them.

[990Dreams]

Sparks Murphey just had this mistake train broken.

[muskrat]

After 2,417 posts Hurricane finally admitted He thought MWO was a chess match and firestarters were pawns

[990Dreams]

Muskrat doesn't realize that I consider Urbanmechs as the Kings.

[Son of the Flood]

DavidHurricane is so proficient at chess he can beat his opponents using checkers and dice.

He has been known to utter "king me", "check mate", and "Yahtzee!" during the same game.

[990Dreams]

Son of the Flood is actually Daughter of the Evaporation.

[Sizzles]

DavidHurricane applied to the NAIS to study meteorology . . . Strangely enough, that is one of the few fields of study NOT covered at the school.

Instead, he took up chemistry, and then went off-world to study Mechanical Engineering.

Somewhere along the line, he built his own Weather Dominator^TM.

Currently he is on the run from authorities, and is wanted by every Great House - except for the Capellan Confederation- for "Acts of Meteorological terrorism."

On that note, if anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Mr.Hurricane, please contact your local Maskirovka field office . . . Or speak to the little old lady who lives down the street from you.

Edited by Sizzles, 17 October 2014 - 10:39 PM.

[muskrat]

Sizzles Ejected from his mech after taking a real beating, landed on Hurricane's "King"
Now Sizzles owns the Throne

[Sparks Murphey]

After an unfortunate incident where he shot a cargo container rather than picking it up, Muskrat's Dragon has clearly labelled "left arm" and "right arm" buttons.

[muskrat]

Sparks Murphey IS much to young to Know I shot that container on PURPOSE because at my age I can only hit things that are standing still

Edited by muskrat, 18 October 2014 - 01:24 AM.

[990Dreams]

Muskrat is on the run from pirates, because he took their favorite Urbanmech.

[StompingOnTanks]

DavidHurricane owns an officially licensed Urbanmech trash can.

[990Dreams]

Stomping on tanks tried to make his motorcycle look like a Locust.

[muskrat]

Captain "Hook" pushed Hurricane's Urbanmech into the water trying to hit the Croc
because Hurricane refused to teach him to use the AC10 or small laser

[IraqiWalker]

Muskrat has totaled 3 cars, by the time he was 2.

[Alaskan Nobody]

IraqiWalker bought all three.
AFTER they were wrecked
(actually know a kid who did what you said btw )

Edited by Shar Wolf, 18 October 2014 - 06:08 PM.

[Xanilos]

Instead of warhorns Shar Wolf has a feature that causes his mech to stop in the middle of combat and breakdance after each kill. This has gotten him destroyed several times,but he insists on having it.