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[Tank]

Lothil always stops and checks me at the Davion - Kurita border when I depart do defend Kurita worlds. I bet he want's to get that bureaucratic medal for a good service, or just hates me.

[Iothil]

Tank once believed in cake. Now he knows that there is no cake. After that, everything changed and he aligned with Davion. Now he wants to see the galaxy burn. He also does not know that I am written with a capital i

[Tank]

Iothil once stumbled in the Church of Holy Bacon, when I invited him to join us he suddenlyfreaked out and ran away... Can't say if it where our fault, or ComStar robes that we where wearing for that party...

P.S. Sorry for misspelling.

[Scout Derek]

Tank just learned that during Community Warfare, Dakka Dakka rules.

[Iothil]

Scout Derek is actually a space orc in disguise, hence the dakadaka ^^

[StompingOnTanks]

lothil knows this because he has encountered many space orks who favor dakka dakka, but due to their preference for melee combat and brute strength over fine motor skills, they aren't very effective with their dakka dakka beyond point blank range.

Now, space orks with SHOTGUNS... That would be lethal.

[TheSilken]

Stomping has painted all of his mechs red (da fazdest kulah), the missile racks yellow (biggez boom), ECM modules purple (da sneakeyest), and his guns black (da killiest). Plus his cockpits are green (da orkiest)

Edit: and he paints himself all blue (da lukiest)

Edited by TheSilkenPimp, 19 December 2014 - 05:48 AM.

[Sizzles]

Some time ago, SilkenPimp "borrowed" FourGee from me without my knowledge.

He had apparently been up for several nights straight doing . . . Whatever it was he was doing.

Finding him after the theft wasn't horribly difficult. After following roughly nine kilometers of destruction, we found both him and my 'Mech in a small mining town, involved in a fight with four mining 'Mechs. Because we had nothing better to do, we watched instead of intervening.

After several minutes of vicious melee, the fight was over, and Silken stood victorious over the broken machines and proudly declared "I AM THE HUNCH!!!"

It was about then that the local militia finally decided to show up and pretend to take control of the situation . . . Words were had, blows were exchanged, a tank got stomped on, and a contract was terminated . . .

And that kids, is why we wont be working for the "Free" Worlds League any time soon.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sizzles was the originator of the idea that I inscribe the name of every MechWarrior currently under contract with our unit onto a tank. If/when that MechWarrior is fired or terminated, I stomp the tank rather than stamping his papers.

Of course, this makes finding records of who's fired and who isn't a gigantic pain in the ass, but dammit, that's how we do things around here.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 19 December 2014 - 10:17 PM.

[Mech42Ace]

StompingOnTanks, on 19 December 2014 - 10:17 PM, said:

Of course, this makes finding records of who's fired and who isn't a gigantic pain in the ass, but dammit, that's how we do things around here.

So your the reason why Kurita is so inefficient lately!

[Iothil]

Mech42Ace attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

[Nightmare1]

Iothil was once a member of Penelope Pitstop's Anthill Mob.

See if you can pick him out from his mug-shot:

[Iothil]

Nightmare1 is just jealous of my overly-manly 3-days beard. Btw, I am Willy.

[TheSilken]

Iothil is sterile and has brought great shame to his famiry

[StompingOnTanks]

TheSilkenPimp put a Marksman tank on his Christmas list.

I put a bomb in his Christmas gift.

[TheSilken]

It was a Demolisher not a Marksman.

Stomping accidentally tripped after ruining my gift and was summarily crushed by my other tank

Edited by TheSilkenPimp, 23 December 2014 - 07:55 AM.

[Iothil]

TheSilkenPimp likes men. He could never eat a whole, though.

[TheSilken]

Iothil is incorrect as always [beotch know your place before I backhand yo @ss ]

[StompingOnTanks]

TheSilkenPimp, on 23 December 2014 - 11:19 AM, said:

[beotch know your place before I backhand yo @ss ]

This alone deserves my like.

[Iothil]

TheSilkenPimp, on 23 December 2014 - 11:19 AM, said:

Iothil is incorrect as always [beotch know your place before I backhand yo @ss ]

Ofc, I do not ever want the relation to my pimp go south
But to stick to the general idea:

StompingOnTanks was a ninja once. Then he got a computer and became fat instead.

Edited by Iothil, 23 December 2014 - 12:12 PM.