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[Sparks Murphey]

TheSilkenPimp knows what's up. All of what's up. Astronomers have been trying to get him to share his knowledge for years, to no avail.

[Logan Hawke]

SilkenPimp refuses to share that knowledge thanks to a tragic accident in his past. He once dated a lovely astronomer that convinced him to share his secrets so she could present them to the scientific community at large. She is still in a coma to this day, with no hope of recovery. As it turns out there are some things mortals were not meant to know.

[TheSilken]

Oh........I see how it is.........gonna double team me ehh?

Logan Hawke once attended a camp for cripples alongside his friend "Nathan" (a nickname he came up with for Sparks Murphey). Him and Sparks planned on destroying Jimmy through various means, all unsuccessful and painful to Sparks, with the conclusion of Sparks being r*p*d by a Lake Tardacaca Shark. Logan would get his next.........

Edited by TheSilkenPimp, 15 January 2015 - 07:41 AM.

[BerserX]

...okay...

Fact: Silken Pimp has issues. Lol.

He is also responsible for the Urbie silhouette on the Town Hall Meeting announcement. (go check it out and tell me it's not an Urbie)

[TheSilken]

Marack Drock is the Phantom of the Telethon!

[StompingOnTanks]

*Marack Drock is the reason why my hand shakes while aiming an AWM in Counter Strike.

I'm coming for you. >_>

You also ninja'd me, so now I'm double-killing you when you respawn.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 14 January 2015 - 05:45 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock didn't stick around for my edit.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock doesn't realize I AM the Illuminati.

ALL OF IT.

Now that you know, Marack, a nuclear missile is headed towards your front porch. Prepare yourself.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock doesn't realize that I would tell him the password to the government banks... Except we're trillions of dollars in debt, so there's nothing in there. You can have the dust and cobwebs though.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock doesn't realize I can't take over the world until we go into the quadrillions. That's part of the plan.

But once I do take over, my first job will be to integrate Crunchyroll, Hulu and Netflix into one megaprogram that you can use to stream any show ever made for free! -EVIL LAUGH-

[TheSilken]

This just in, StompingOnTanks is not actually a person but is secretly China

[Keira RAVEN McKenna]

TheSilkenPimp, on 14 January 2015 - 09:22 PM, said:

This just in, StompingOnTanks is not actually a person but is secretly China

An Interpol APB has been issued after a video has emerged showing an individual simply known as TheSilkenPimple performing a lewd sexual act on the penguins at Marine Land. In the video he appears to have disguised his male member as a North Sea Mackrel and is seen feeding said Mackrel to the King Penguins. Most shocking of all was that this act occurred during a school holiday lunchtime show put on for the intellectually disabled students of the St Catherines Childrens Hospital and Boarding School. The video was captured on Little Timmy Who Fell Down The Well's cell phone. Counselling is being offered. Latest details to hand indicate the mackrel was said to be very small.

Edited by Keira RAVEN McKenna, 14 January 2015 - 10:23 PM.

[Hex Pallett]

^ Keira was high on unicorn horn dust while making the post above.

[Sparks Murphey]

Got a unicorn you don't know what to do with? Helmstif can help you turn that horned horse into cash! Guaranteed legal, except in places where it isn't.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey is actually a secret agent for justice, who hunts down and silences the world's most dangerous criminals, world leaders and terrorists, Agent 47 style. I am actually a part of his agency, and one of his weapon dealers.

He recently called be asking for an fully automatic, belt-fed, anti-tank, double-barreled, sawed off shotgun sniper rifle. I told him that if he wanted a gun like that I'd have to practically invent it myself, and I asked him why he needed a gun so powerful yet ridiculous in design.

Turns out GI Joe retired last month, so now he has to go after the Cobra Commander.

I'll have your weapon in a week tops, Sparks. Good luck. -Salute-

[TheSilken]

StompingOnTanks did not finish the gun on schedule and so cost The Agency a............mediocre asset which was assigned to kill a certain snake themed commander.

[Domoneky]

TheSilkenPimp does not like Wesley Crusher. Observe:

[Mech42Ace]

Marack drock can't decide if Kirk is better than picard... Though Kirk would never have sung to children in a crisis

[Domoneky]

Marack likes Ben Sisko because reasons

[TheSilken]

Domoneky realizes that Q is teh best

Edited by TheSilkenPimp, 15 January 2015 - 09:27 AM.