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[MarineTech]

Due to a rare genetic trait, Marack Drock is unable to see certain shades of purple or green. He often confuses ordinary people for Zentradi because of this.

Marack.... Stomping on Tanks is OBVIOUSLY a breeder stage Pak.

[StompingOnTanks]

In the mercenary and assassin world, Marack Drock's fighting style has earned him the nickname "King Crab".

He squats low with his legs as wide apart as he can get them, and wields a Desert Eagle in each hand as he awkwardly wobbles around the battlefield making crustacean noises.

"People point and laugh, but they still can't be me at close range", he says.

[MarineTech]

Unbeknownst to Marack Drock, he possesses the recessive Kree gene that would allow him to go through Terrigenisis and become an Inhuman... Unfortunately for him though, his Inhuman power would be to allow him to make objects slightly moist at a thought.

[XphR]

MarineTech has a herd of genetically modified "corned beef" cattle. They are capable not only of semi intelligent communication but also can upon polite request self slow roast by triggering a catastrophically high metabolization of fat. While some find this disturbing, the cattle themselves are generally quite pleased to comply as it is their personal life goal to each one day satiate MarineTech and his guests(just dont ever tell one you are a vegetarian[They find them to be a delicacy{and have quite the blood lust when excited}]).

Edited by XphR, 10 April 2015 - 03:08 AM.

[dal10]

Marack is a bear with six arms.

[MarineTech]

Marack and Dal10 both have several screws loose.

[MarineTech]

I'll have you know I replaced all my screws with aircraft grade bolts years ago.... And we are quite offended about that MPD crack.



Marack Drock once arm wrestled an iguana. After 9 1/2 hours of deadlock, and neither party making progress, they declared it a draw.

[BerserX]

Marack Drock invented Swiss cheese when he was told to "cut it".

[dal10]

Marack Drock used to be named Marik Drac, then changed his name because he decided to become a trashborn.

[dal10]

Marack decided to become a trashborn after a ghost bear scatted him.

[MarineTech]

Marack Drock has been a little surly since his defection to the Inner Sphere.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech can recite the entire MWO player membership, ordered alphabetically, by join date, by number of posts, by number of likes, by number of kills, by kill/death ratio, or by geographical proximity to Russ Bullock at any point in time. He hates it when people join while he's part way through a recitation.

[BerserX]

Sparks Murphey is very insightful. He also wrote "The Complete List of Things to Blame Someone for", and created the popular card game, Fizbin.

He holds book signings every other Tuesday.

[Nightmare1]

BerserX is the only person to have successfully completed a game of Fizbin.

[Catalina Steiner]

Nightmare1 was very disappointed when he found out that the name "Nightmare" was already taken.

[FlipOver]

Catalina Steiner is just awesome.


Edit - Someone hacked my computer, I did not type the above text!

Edited by FlipOver, 14 April 2015 - 05:53 AM.

[BerserX]

FlipOver has multipersonality disorder. He slipped into a sub-conscious state and his alter-ego hacked his computer. He's still "flipping" out "over" that one.

*bad pun music: buh-dump chuh*

[MarineTech]

BerserX has the ability to subsist entirely on phytoplankton, just like an aquaculture mollusc. Unfortunately BerserX is unaware of this talent as he's never had the urge to take a long swim through the ocean with his mouth open.

[dal10]

MarineTech is landbound.

[Tarogato]

dal10's real name is Dalton, and he thinks he's creative. Also, his bucket is empty.