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[Nightmare1]

MarineTech, on 26 April 2016 - 12:56 PM, said:

Dude... I was 14 when that show came out.

Nightmare has a very difficult time estimating the age of people he's never met. He actually has difficulty with time in general. This comes from taking a tachyon to the forehead when he was 8.

MarineTech is a liar. Not only was he not 14 when he acted in Airwolf, but I took that tachyon hit to the forehead when I was 5, not 8!

MarineTech also can't skate in a buffalo herd.

Edited by Nightmare1, 26 April 2016 - 01:54 PM.

[GLaDOSauR]

Nightmare1, on 26 April 2016 - 01:13 PM, said:

MarineTech is a liar. Not only was he not 14 when he acted in Airwolf, but I took that tachyon hit to the forehead when I was 5, not 8!

MarineTech also can't skate in a buffalo herd.

Nightmare1 also can't skate in a buffalo herd. But he can doggy paddle in a water-buffalo herd.

[Nightmare1]

GLaDOSauR, on 26 April 2016 - 03:14 PM, said:

Nightmare1 also can't skate in a buffalo herd. But he can doggy paddle in a water-buffalo herd.

ROFL

GLaDOSauR was a very happy dinosaur once upon a time. That all ended when he went to watch a meteor shower one night. Though he survived, he is now a very bitter dinosaur.

[GLaDOSauR]

Nightmare1, on 26 April 2016 - 03:23 PM, said:

ROFL

GLaDOSauR was a very happy dinosaur once upon a time. That all ended when he went to watch a meteor shower one night. Though he survived, he is now a very bitter dinosaur.

Not bitter. I've overcome my emotions and have transcended to a higher level of awareness.

Nightmare on the other hand, is still a very sour saber-cat.

EDIT: Also he is one of the many people to not recognize the portal reference in my username...*sigh*

Edited by GLaDOSauR, 26 April 2016 - 03:31 PM.

[Nightmare1]

GLaDOSauR, on 26 April 2016 - 03:27 PM, said:

Not bitter. I've overcome my emotions and have transcended to a higher level of awareness.

Nightmare on the other hand, is still a very sour saber-cat.

EDIT: Also he is one of the many people to not recognize the portal reference in my username...*sigh*

GLaDOSauR is the reason why Ohio is hi in the middle and round on both ends.

[GLaDOSauR]

Nightmare1, on 26 April 2016 - 03:46 PM, said:

GLaDOSauR is the reason why Ohio is hi in the middle and round on both ends.

Nooooooooooooooo my secret shame!

Nightmare is the reason that Colorado and Wyoming are so troublesomely similar. He is responsible for many a geography students failing grades.

[Nightmare1]

GLaDOSauR just thinks he's eating my cake while I'm not looking. It's really MarineTech's cake though, which explains all the feathers in the cake.

[GLaDOSauR]

Nightmare1, on 26 April 2016 - 04:48 PM, said:

GLaDOSauR just thinks he's eating my cake while I'm not looking. It's really MarineTech's cake though, which explains all the feathers in the cake.

Nightmare thinks he's eating my cookies....And he's right! However, he shall soon experience the power of cookies laced with trace amounts of mech coolant.

[Sparks Murphey]

By the age of 1, GLaDOSauR was already a full-time apprentice fission engineer. He built his first fission plant at the age of 5. After the clean-up operation was underway, the government sponsored "Grow With Your Mistakes" scheme was cancelled and GLaDOSauR sent to a more traditional school.

[GLaDOSauR]

Sparks Murphey, on 26 April 2016 - 10:31 PM, said:

By the age of 1, GLaDOSauR was already a full-time apprentice fission engineer. He built his first fission plant at the age of 5. After the clean-up operation was underway, the government sponsored "Grow With Your Mistakes" scheme was cancelled and GLaDOSauR sent to a more traditional school.

Actually, the scheme was sponsored by sparks murphy himself. After the "Incident" he's had to remain in hiding.

[MarineTech]

GLaDOSauR has a pet muon. He calls it Barry and takes it for walkies in the park each day.

He feeds it a steady diet of up and down quarks and gets it groomed once a month.

[Virlutris]

MarineTech has registered the domain name "muon.org," to provide a place for people to adopt rescue muons.

He fervently believes that the experience of rescuing a neglected or abused quark is at least as therapeutically beneficial to rlthe rescuer as it is to the rescued.

"Who saved who," indeed MT. Well played man, well played.

[StompingOnTanks]

Virlutris has a black hole in his basement. He can do this really cool trick with it where he flicks a coin on the very edge and the coin will roll along its side in a spiral pattern towards the center of the hole until it disappears.

[Virlutris]

Due to time dialation, Stomping is still watching the first coin roll toward the center, even after having tossed several more coins to begin their descent into the singularity's crushing depths.

He tried seeing if he could fish them back out with a specialized magnet on a string tied to a pole, like old-school fishin'. Let's just say that didn't go well.

[Nightmare1]

Virlutris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[WonderSparks]

Nightmare1 is the very reason Waldo exists in the first place!

[DeathEagle]

Wondersparks retrofitted his Atlas with rearview and side mirrors, so he fire a PPC accurately out of his Mechs' ****.

Edited by DeathEagle, 05 May 2016 - 09:59 PM.

[WonderSparks]

DeathEagle secretly harbors a great affection for the Strider because its long legs remind him of something...

[Nightmare1]

WonderSparks is faster than a speeding bullet but surprisingly slower than a fired bullet. Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that he's only faster than a speeding bullet if the bullet is driving through a school zone at the time of speeding.

It is rumored that this is the reason why Batman was able to shoot him with Kryptonite bullets during their last altercation. The Bat was careful to avoid school zones during their battle, and expressly forbade his bullets from pursuing WonderSparks via car. Instead, he made certain that each bullet was fired after WonderSparks.

Ironically, it was revealed later that WonderSparks is not susceptible to Kryptonite like his idol, Superman. However, he also does not have superhuman endurance, so the projectiles were enough to finish him. National mourning has been scheduled to correspond with his high profile funeral, while Batman has been incarcerated for murdering the do-gooder. In a recent, courtroom interview, the Bat is cited as saying, "How was I supposed to know that he was just some random vigilante in a suit and that he couldn't take a bullet?"

The irony of the Bat's statement will not be forgotten as WonderSparks, hero, friend, and mentor, is laid to rest this Monday. R.I.P. and down with the Bat!

[Virlutris]

Nightmare1 is strictly prohibited from entering an Arby's in Davion space.

His picture is posted behind the counter in every Fed Suns Arby's, so they can identify him quickly, refuse him service, and have him escorted out immediately.

He now stockpiles Horsey sauce packets from the Arby's that the Sunny Daves left in Marik space last year. They know him by name at the Asuncion locations.