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[Bagheera]

Prosperity Park, on 02 February 2014 - 11:02 AM, said:

... if you see a single snowflake and suggest that every single worker and student in your state to go home early at the same exact time.

... if your city is the headquarters of The Weather Channel and you insist that "no one could have predicted" the weather that shut down your city despite it being predicted 48 hours in advance, by The Weather Channel.

Edited by Bagheera, 02 February 2014 - 01:02 PM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

If you deny others the use of PuG matches as evidence (because anything can happen in a PuG), then when finally pushed for evidence of your own.... you pull it from the PuG matches you just played.

Why yes, Victor IS back.

[Sandpit]

If on snow days instead of doing something important you're watching poorly acted chinese kung-fu vampire movies

[StompingOnTanks]

When you do everything possible to defy the current Meta, including running an Orion with nothing but Pulse Lasers and SRMs (the non-Streak kind) and actually do really well with it.

True story.

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 03 February 2014 - 01:34 PM, said:

When you do everything possible to defy the current Meta, including running an Orion with nothing but Pulse Lasers and SRMs (the non-Streak kind) and actually do really well with it.

The issues with those weapons are no where near as bad as the feedback would have you believe

On a similar note: when you make several posts about how worthless weapon(s) X is(are) ....then proceed to drop into a match with said weapons, and use their advantages to curbstomp those using weapons you posted about being OP
(not you - but a particular trash-talker I spectated)

[StompingOnTanks]

Shar Wolf, on 03 February 2014 - 02:09 PM, said:

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The issues with those weapons are no where near as bad as the feedback would have you believe

On a similar note: when you make several posts about how worthless weapon(s) X is(are) ....then proceed to drop into a match with said weapons, and use their advantages to curbstomp those using weapons you posted about being OP
(not you - but a particular trash-talker I spectated)

Of course its not me, because I think there's nothing wrong with Pulse Lasers and SRMs. (They're not perfect but weapon balance with these kinds of games never, ever, EVER is, so it's not worth complaining about.)

You know you're a troll when you actually want the Firestarter for the flamers.

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 03 February 2014 - 05:00 PM, said:

You know you're a troll when you actually want the Firestarter for the flamers.

I have wanted a Firestarter from day 1 - I used to stick flamers in my Commando and pretend I was one.
Because the only better answer to a tank than stomping on them is setting them on FIRE!!!!

You know you are a troll when you wish the game was combined arms so you could set the infantry and tanks (and Aerospace fighters!) on FIRE!!!!

[StompingOnTanks]

You KNOW you're a troll FOR SURE when your idea to buff flamers involves giving them napalm-like qualities.

(In other words, the flames stick to the enemy mech and continue burning after the initial hit for a short amount of time, continuously raising their heat levels. FLAMING ATLASES EVERYWHERE!)

[Blood Rose]

When you run a Trollmando

[StompingOnTanks]

When you ARE a Trollmando.

These damn human keyboards are so tiny and delicate, I've smashed four just this week!

[Sandpit]

You know you're a troll is a certain player constantly mentions you as ruining any part of their game, forums, life, etc.

[Lagit6]

...you continue to shoot at a downed mech complaining the pilot inside is still alive instead of killing the other enemies.

[StompingOnTanks]

When you kill an enemy by cracking open their cockpit glass on HPG Manifold or Terra Therma (no atmosphere on either).

You sick ********!

[Bagheera]

When you have this page bookmarked.

http://www.reactiong...m/galleries/no/

[Sandpit]

Bagheera, on 11 February 2014 - 01:07 PM, said:

When you have this page bookmarked.

http://www.reactiong...m/galleries/no/

Thanks for the library! I promise I'll be up to no good while using them

You know you're a troll if....
Goons don't like you

[Rushin Roulette]

Prosperity Park, on 31 January 2014 - 09:01 AM, said:

You know you're a troll if you make two consecutive April Fools jokes and people fall for it both times...

(2012 and 2013)

Spoiler

Not bad... but who needs April the 1st to troll the community?

[StompingOnTanks]

You know you're a troll if you work at Mega Bloks.

(Legos were my favorite childhood toy, but I owned a few Mega Bloks sets too... Those things DO NOT STICK TOGETHER.)

[Rushin Roulette]

Marack Drock, on 12 February 2014 - 08:05 PM, said:

If spelled Russian: Rushin.

Not if your as fast as me it isnt

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 13 February 2014 - 08:09 AM, said:

Those things DO NOT STICK TOGETHER.)

....You know you are a troll if you can easily compare MegaBloks to the Xbox

[Sandpit]

Mega Blocks = Xbox = Robot Jox = Battle Tech = MWO

6 degrees of separation