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#1 Sandpit

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 11:05 PM

No name and shame guys but in the comedic words of Jeff Mechsworthy

You know you're a troll if....

You know you're a troll if every time you see you name mentioned in a post, you high five yourself (because you have no friends)

#2 Alaskan Nobody

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 11:14 PM

You know you're a troll if....

You log into forums for a game you (presumably) hate so you can tell people how bad it is.

Edit: thanks Smitt

Edited by Shar Wolf, 19 January 2014 - 12:06 AM.


#3 Smitti

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 12:03 AM

View PostShar Wolf, on 18 January 2014 - 11:14 PM, said:

You know you're a troll if....


.... You log in just to correct Shar Wolf on his spelling, punctuation or grammar ;)

Edited by Smittiferous, 19 January 2014 - 12:04 AM.


#4 Alaskan Nobody

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 12:05 AM

Yeah I've been misspelling that one a lot lately ;)

You know you are a troll if you leave your (usually negative) feedback.... in the new player portion of the forums

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 12:19 AM

You know you're a troll if you have long, uncut talons, excessive, matted body hair, foul odor, a nasty disposition, frequently lacking pants and occasionally a green palor.


Or if you happen to be the mythical creature, oft found under a bridge.

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 04:03 AM

You know you're a troll when you hide under a bridge all the time in River City.

I did that for months before they finally realised Commandos were taking 10 times the amount of expected damage from missiles.

The resultant experience makes the game now feel like a cakewalk.

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 05:46 AM

You know you're a troll if you're the guy that runs away and hides on the edge of the map laser-sniping people when you're the last guy on your Skirmish team. ;) God I hate Spiders sometimes...

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 19 January 2014 - 05:46 AM.


#8 Sandpit

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 11:30 AM

You know you're a troll if...

You know you're a troll if you have more email accounts for alts than you have kills in the game

#9 Alaskan Nobody

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:28 PM

View PostNiko Snow, on 20 January 2014 - 03:05 PM, said:

You know you're a troll if...

Niko tells you to Stahp It.

Is that directed at us... or referencing another topic? :rolleyes:

You know you are a troll if.... you think throwing axes are better than bows and arrows.

#10 Sandpit

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:41 PM

You know you're a troll is Niko spends more time in PMs with you than you spend talking to your S.O. :rolleyes:

you also know you're a troll if you post in any topic defending how great Locusts are lol

#11 Hexenhammer

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:54 PM

How much trolling would a trolling troll troll if trolls trolled for trolls?

Edited by Hexenhammer, 20 January 2014 - 03:56 PM.


#12 Rebas Kradd

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:04 PM

You know you're a troll if people wonder what career lets you hang around forums and post this much.

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:48 PM

Spoiler

Edited by DavidHurricane, 20 January 2014 - 04:57 PM.


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Posted 20 January 2014 - 05:40 PM

TL;DR. :lol:

#15 Sandpit

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 08:21 PM

View PostDavidHurricane, on 20 January 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Spoiler



You gotta learn to space it out! lol

btw what is tl;dr?

#16 Kenyon Burguess

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 08:37 PM

you know your a troll if...

your friend is in a random pug drop and is witness to an in match forum discussion and your name is dropped.

#17 Sandpit

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:51 PM

You know you're a troll if you choose in game to debate "new and exciting" topics about MWO

#18 Rushin Roulette

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 05:01 AM

View PostSmittiferous, on 19 January 2014 - 12:19 AM, said:

You know you're a troll if you have long, uncut talons (Check), excessive, matted body hair (Check... but I shaved myself once last Millenium), foul odor (Nope... Oh wait... check), a nasty disposition (only against those I troll and as long as it doesnt get personal... after that its just boring), frequently lacking pants (frequently lacking what?.. P. S. Does this mean women or Scotsmen of your species are more often Trolls?) and occasionally a green palor (Heck yea... especially Saturday mornings afternoon after a long friday night out).


Or if you happen to be the mythical creature, oft found under a bridge.

comments above... in the quote :lol: .

View PostNiko Snow, on 20 January 2014 - 03:05 PM, said:

You know you're a troll if...

Niko tells you to Stahp It.


Been there, done that and and has the souvenir T-shirt ;

http://mwomercs.com/...-update-111459/


Btw. A real troll is not out to harm anyone with his actions. What the OP is describing is not a troll, but more of a recluse.

Edited by Rushin Roulette, 21 January 2014 - 05:02 AM.


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Posted 21 January 2014 - 07:54 AM

View PostSandpit, on 20 January 2014 - 08:21 PM, said:

btw what is tl;dr?


Too Long;Didn't Read

#20 Heffay

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 08:51 AM

You know you're a troll if...

You see a private message and you're afraid to click on it because your initial assumption is that Destined or miSs is yelling at you again for trolling. :rolleyes:





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