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[StompingOnTanks]

If BattleMechs had mottos, what would they be?

I'll get started!

Centurion: 'Tis but a scratch!

Trebuchet: The Inner Sphere's Smallest Catapult

Locust: More broken legs than a crab at Red Lobsters

[BFett]

Orion: Tis but a flesh wound
Jagger: I have you now

[Domoneky]

Atlas: I'll Be Back.
Stalker: -creepy breathing-
Raven: CAW!
Victor: Ni! Ni!

[Nathan Foxbane]

Firestarter: Mmmmm, toasty.

[Sparks Murphey]

Atlas: This isn't a smile.
Hunchback: Because right shoulders should be expendable.

[StompingOnTanks]

Mad Cat / Timber Wolf: *Plays Death Metal and everyone elses' faces melt*

[Alaskan Nobody]

Locust: "DON'T SHOOT!"

Alternative Locust: skitter-skitter-skitter

[StompingOnTanks]

Annihilator: "The $!%! are you lookin' at, buddy? That's right, walk away..."

[Smitti]

FOTM trial mechs: "Check your f@#king fire!!"

AC40 Jager: "Here comes the BOOM!"

Any other sensibly-outfitted Jager: "I love the smell of cordite in the morning!", "My favourite colour is burned brass", "Got lead?"

4 AC5 CTF-4X: "Sponsored by Bithinian Ballistics"

My GRF-3M ECM hunter: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you"

SDR: "Translocator online"

BLR: "How much battle could a Battlemaster master if a Battlemaster could master battle?"

[bar10jim]

Locust: run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm the gi

[Sparks Murphey]

Quickdraw: All the height of an Atlas with only half the calories!

[Wraith 1]

HBK-4P

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Jenner

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Any mech that has a vibrosword... Which might be why my techs refuse to mount vibroswords on any of my mechs.

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[GrandLocomon]

Jenner: Rear armour depleted in 3..2...1...
Jester: Trololololololololololololol
Death's knell: The bell tolls for you!

I actually say the above when I play these mech.

[StompingOnTanks]

Quickdraw: "Meet me at high noon."

Jagermech: "I can do EVERYTHING!" (Seriously, they can. I've seen Jager PPC boats, Jager LRM boats, Jager dakkaboats, Jager dual Gauss... Seriously, there's a Jager for EVERYTHING!)

Yen-Lo-Wang: "Ladiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeees. "

Stalker: *Speaking Latin backwards* (According to some this is the language of demons and Satan, don't ask how I know.)

Firestarter: "Need a light? 'S'okay man, I've got three more."

Awesome: -Death Star firing sequence plays-

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 24 February 2014 - 07:09 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks, on 24 February 2014 - 07:08 PM, said:

Jagermech: "I can do EVERYTHING!" (Seriously, they can. I've seen Jager PPC boats, Jager LRM boats, Jager dakkaboats, Jager dual Gauss... Seriously, there's a Jager for EVERYTHING!)

The day I meet a competent light-hunting JagerMech is the day I hang up my spurs.

...not saying I'll stop playing, just that I might stop being a FedRat in response to a fast JagerMech without dakka.

[Tustle]

Hatchetman/Axeman (Contrary to the Non-Combat Rule 409) and ForestryMechs in general: Ohh I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay...

King Crab: 'Dakka?' Oh, you mean 'Ka-freakin' boom!'

Raven: ...and quoth I, 'Nevermore!'

EDIT BECAUSE TOO RECENT:

Black Knight
1. The Black Knight always triumphs!
2. Right! I'll hew you for that!
3. Come back here you coward! I'll bite your legs off!
4. Tis' but a scratch.
4b. Tis' but a flesh wound.
etc.

And yes. There is a mech' called the Black Knight. It's a Heavy, all energy setup built well before the current timeline MWO is in.

Edited by Tank Man, 02 March 2014 - 05:54 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Gunsmith: Despite my name I carry no projectile weaponry whatsoever.

[kazlaton]

Jagermech: Because hands are over-rated.

[Bartholomew bartholomew]

Awesome. What was i supposed to be again?

Marauder. wait 'til you can see me again..

[Stormwolfe13]

Quickdraw: "I'll do the thin'ing around here Babalooey!"