36 replies to this topic

[King Arthur IV]

why and discus.

thank you.

[DI3T3R]

Because the road ran straight through Tukayyid?

Because they were in a bidding-war who gets to conquer the road first?

Because that was not Terra on the other side?

[Egomane]

Because they missed the green phase, while they made a batchall for who is allowed to cross the street first.

[StompingOnTanks]

Because the 5th Tank Stomper's Armored Battalion and I were sniping them on the other side.

[wanderer]

Because the Exodus Road led straight to Terra and the rightful destination. Why would you cross the road when the most efficient method is to drive straight down it, crush the freebirth barbarians, and become the ilClan?

Stupid freebirths.

[Kenyon Burguess]

they were too busy crying on the forums about not being able to change the engine size in their mechs and missed the crossing signal?

[RapidFire7]

- Because the PGI Nerf Gun was on the other side.

- Because upon entering the Inner Sphere, they found no planets existed whatsoever. Alexander Kerensky cried "Hang on a minute! They're not ready yet" and made their way all the way back to the Pentagon Worlds. And everyone lived happily ever after.

- Because the Inner Sphere co-ordinated a massive birdstrike and rendered all the Clan mechs immobile.

EDIT: Spelling

Edited by RFMG567, 27 February 2014 - 12:58 PM.

[GrandLocomon]

They already have chicken. Their chicken is genetically superior to yours, as they have all been cloned from the great Kluckrensky master chicken.
Clan Tasty Chicken holds the secret of their manufacture and of the 12 secret herbs and spices. 1 more than what you have. Because they are superior in every way.

Edited by GrandLocomon, 28 February 2014 - 12:47 AM.

[Vanguard319]

Because the Com Guard held the road, and not even Aidan Pryde could kill them all.

GrandLocomon, on 28 February 2014 - 12:46 AM, said:

They already have chicken. Their chicken is genetically superior to yours, as they have all been cloned from the great Kluckrensky master chicken.
Clan Tasty Chicken holds the secret of their manufacture and of the 12 secret herbs and spices. 1 more than what you have. Because they are superior in every way.

I want me some KFC - Kerensky Fried Chicken ftw!

Edited by Vanguard319, 28 February 2014 - 01:08 AM.

[Rushin Roulette]

Because the freebirth chicken (Raven 3L) was on the other side of the road with ECM on they couldnt find where the road was.

[StompingOnTanks]

Because when the 5th Tank Stomper's Armored Battalion and I ran out of ammo we nuked the road and all of the filthy vat-born Clan scum crossing it from orbit.

[Bartholomew bartholomew]

Cause there wasn't a jenner to chase on the other side.

[King Arthur IV]

cause there were turrets on the other side

[Hayashi]

Because King Crabs.

[King Arthur IV]

because king arthur iv

[Bagheera]

Because the meme thread already took Terra and it was too much for their fragile little minds.

[Coralld]

Because they were to busy chasing the Lance of Spiders and were getting frustrated on how the little buggers were able to survive their UAC20 rounds and they couldn't use their streaks because the Spiders were carrying ECM and the Clanners forgot to bring BAP.

Edited by Coralld, 04 April 2014 - 07:15 PM.

[Hayashi]

Because even if there was a Jenna on the other side, their children would be freebirths.

[990Dreams]

Cause they had to go through Terra Therma to cross it.


BURN!@

Edited by DavidHurricane, 02 May 2014 - 07:55 AM.

[King Arthur IV]

cause, whats the "point" if you can't change your hard points. OH!~