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[ElCadaver]

For all you dads who have daughters who are obsessed with Frozen (The Movie).

My 5 year old daughter loves the songs, and goes ballistic if I change any of the words. So I "wrote" this song today to sing for her when I get home

http://youtu.be/T1lDcPm-KRw


DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE A ROBOT?

Do you wanna drive a robot?
Come on, let's go and play!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like clear mech bay

We used to be lance buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you wanna drive a robot?
It doesn't have to be a Locust...

Do you wanna drive a robot?
Firing giant silver gauss balls?
I think a drop is overdue
I've started talking to
The pugs who crash into the walls

It gets a little lonely
All these battlefields
Just watching the noobs get cored!
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Buddy, please I know you're logged in
My firends list tells me you're online
They say, "GLHF," and I'm trying to
I'll start a group for you
Accept invite!

We only have each other
There are ten discos
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna drive a robot? [sniff]

Edited by ElCadaver, 22 April 2014 - 09:44 PM.

[NautilusCommand]

I'm in high school and can confirm that this was said by couples 95% of the time. (do you want to make a snowman?)
Thus is reason number one why I hate everything about that movie, they just don't shut up.
Either way got a good laugh out of this, you should rewrite some of the nightmare before christmas songs (the only movie with singing in it that I enjoy.)

Oh look my number of post line up with the date. Sweet.

Edited by NautilusCommand, 22 April 2014 - 06:51 PM.