# What Mech are you?(a game while were waiting)

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### #1Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:07 PM

Here's a little game i came up with(based off something{?}) in which we use a bunch of different factors to figure out what mech you would be(if you were randomly turned into a mech) so lets get started :

Step 1 : take your weight, now divide it by 2 {divide by three if you are over 150 pounds(some posters requested this)} (and round up to the nearest 5 or 10), this equals your tonnage. example : i weigh 80 pounds(not true its just a example) i divide that by 2 to get 40 pounds, now its determined i am a 40 ton battlemech.

Step 2 : determining your mech, go to sarna(link below, as you need to finish reading this) click your tonnage, now, use the first letter of your name to decide the name of your mech(the first letter is the first in the mechs name) now go through the mechs and find out which mech with your letter has the most weapon type you have(different loadouts are fine) and your now a mech!

Example : my name begins with "M" soooooooo i am a(you can choose whichever mech you like if there are multiple ones with your letter) Mercury_II

Edit : divide by three if you are over 150 pounds(some posters requested this)

Another Edit(added from a poster because it was a good idea) : those exceeding 300 is to devided by four and for every multiple of 100 divided by one more.

Here is the sarna page you need.
It goes like this,
15 tons : ultralight
20-35 : light
40-55 : medium
60-75 : heavy
80-100 : assault

Post what mech you are!

Ok i did me, guess what? im one of my favorite mechs! The mad dog!

Edited by Mason West, 06 July 2012 - 02:33 PM.

### #2Mason Storm

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:14 PM

Uhhh you should divide by 3... because I am fat bas.... so I would be over Assault lol. 110 tons!

But for a fellow Mason I will go with 100 tons.

Hmm only 3... Mackie or Marauder II...

Marauder II

Divide by 3 and I am a Maelstrom ( which is a fav mech of mine and my call sign in some Mechwarrior Games) at 75 tons.

Edited by Mason Storm, 21 June 2012 - 08:19 PM.

### #3EmperorMyrf

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:15 PM

Looks like I'm a Kingfisher (only if I round down) at 90 tons.

Get the feeling we're going to find a lot of assaults in here

Edit: If we do divide by 3 instead of 2, then I'm a Koschei at 65 tons

Edit 2: Using username instead of actual name: Emperor at 90 tons (duh ) and Ebon Jaguar at 65 tons

Edited by EmperorMyrf, 21 June 2012 - 08:21 PM.

### #4ParanoiaHoT

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:18 PM

Patriot.. I'm likin it, too. They better put it in game!

### #5Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:20 PM

I can make it by three if youd like? i thought about it but im only 113 pounds so that makes me a sixty tonner.

I could do under 150 do two, anyone above three? let me know.

Mason Storm, on 21 June 2012 - 08:14 PM, said:

But for a fellow Mason I will go with 100 tons.

Mason bro fist!

Edited by Mason West, 21 June 2012 - 08:20 PM.

### #6HellHat

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:31 PM

Hellfire
60 tons
Introduced in 3058
The only 'mech that started with H, was 60 tons and I liked (Helios was close though).

### #7Haakon Valravn

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:32 PM

I'm not a fat b_____d and I'd still end up at 110-120 tons.

And there's no 'Mech with a name starting with an 'H' that weighs in at 100 tons.

But dividing by three gets me to 75 tons. And this puts me as a Hammerhands. Probably the HMH-6D model. The classic -3D isn't horrible, though. Don't like either of them, though.

If I go to kilos, I end up at 50/55 tons. But I'm not fond of any of the medium 'Mechs whose name starts with an 'H'. Which means that, in short, I'm not fond of any 'Mech whose name starts with the letter 'H'. Nor any that start with a 'V'.

So. I am no 'Mech.

Quick check of battle armor and nothing matches up, there, either.

On to aerospace... hey, that's kinda interesting. Huscarl A. Reckon that makes me a joint ComStar/Rasalhague heavy aerospace fighter.

Edited by Haakon Valravn, 21 June 2012 - 08:48 PM.

### #8Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:35 PM

Haakon Valravn, on 21 June 2012 - 08:32 PM, said:

I'm not a fat b_____d and I'd still end up at 110-120 tons.

And there's no 'Mech with a name starting with an 'H' that weighs in at 100 tons.

But dividing by three gets me to 75 tons. And this puts me as a Hammerhands. Probably the HMH-6D model. The classic -3D isn't horrible, though.

Cool, i really hope this thread doesn't get deleted for discrimination against some of our.....larger members(no offense guys! this is supposed to be fun)

### #9Hargrim Dane

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:35 PM

Dervish. Oft maligned, but versatile. I don't find fault in it.

### #10Vechs

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:36 PM

Apparently I'm one of these:

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Archangel

### #11Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:37 PM

Vechs, on 21 June 2012 - 08:36 PM, said:

Apparently I'm one of these:

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Archangel

that thing is awesome! im going to do me in the front page.

### #12rem12

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:39 PM

Think i'm one of these

### #13Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:39 PM

I did me(also in the OP) im one of my favorites! the mad dog!

wwwwwwwoooooooooowhooooooooooooo!!

Edited by Mason West, 21 June 2012 - 08:40 PM.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:41 PM

Vechs, on 21 June 2012 - 08:36 PM, said:

Apparently I'm one of these:

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Archangel

Man that thing looks alien so sick!!!

Edited by rem12, 21 June 2012 - 08:42 PM.

### #15Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:44 PM

rem12, on 21 June 2012 - 08:41 PM, said:

Man that thing looks alien so sick!!!

To bad we have to wait like 20 years to see it

EDITS : 900th post!

Edited by Mason West, 21 June 2012 - 08:44 PM.

### #16Haakon Valravn

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:49 PM

Mason West, on 21 June 2012 - 08:35 PM, said:

Cool, i really hope this thread doesn't get deleted for discrimination against some of our.....larger members(no offense guys! this is supposed to be fun)

Being nigh six and a half feet helps with the whole 'not being fat' thing.

### #17Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:50 PM

Haakon Valravn, on 21 June 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

Being nigh six and a half feet helps with the whole 'not being fat' thing.

Yes, yes it does.

Edited by Mason West, 21 June 2012 - 08:50 PM.

### #18xXKrogothXx

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:50 PM

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Xanthos
I am this guy (Only mech with an x in the name, but the tonnage fits anyway)

### #19TripleHex

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:54 PM

Mason "Shadow" West, GO TO BED!!! You've been up all d*mn day! lol

### #20Mason West

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 08:56 PM

TripleHex, on 21 June 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:

Mason "Shadow" West, GO TO BED!!! You've been up all d*mn day! lol

Yes mom im going....(now to one of my backup accounts for if Paul bans me)

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