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#1 The Gruntmaster 6000

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 06:43 PM

Parody the Caution signs on Battlemechs.

Mine-

This is the sign in the back of the Mechbay:

Caution: When mech red, its hot. Touching could hurt.

Your mech is not a toy. No, seeing if you can drive with only one hand.

Do not urinate on the mech. This could cause electrical shocks in places you don't want any.

Do not stand next to a walking mech. Crushing is a slow and painful way to die.

Unless you are a professional Mead Drinking FRL do not drink liquor while driving. DUIs are not permitted.

#2 Hex Pallett

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 12:33 AM

http://mwomercs.com/...ps-parody-list/

#3 Lily from animove

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 01:05 AM

View PostThe Advisor, on 20 August 2014 - 06:43 PM, said:



Do not urinate on the mech. This could cause electrical shocks in places you don't want any.




but, but, my cooling flush

#4 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 02:15 AM

Warning: This BattleMech contains many, many chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and death.

#5 MarineTech

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 03:59 AM

View PostSparks Murphey, on 21 August 2014 - 02:15 AM, said:

Warning: This BattleMech contains many, many chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and death.


You forgot **** leakage.

#6 Masterbagger

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 07:16 AM

Do not put mouth over exhaust pipe while Mech is running.

Military TM's are a great source of warnings that are likely only printed because some fool actually did it. It's a good way to learn things like not to eat C4 explosive.

#7 MarineTech

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 08:38 AM

View PostMasterbagger, on 21 August 2014 - 07:16 AM, said:

Do not put mouth over exhaust pipe while Mech is running.

Military TM's are a great source of warnings that are likely only printed because some fool actually did it. It's a good way to learn things like not to eat C4 explosive.


Never thought of eating it, but we used to make coffee on it. Worked better than a heat tab.

Remember kids, after starting up your mech, Mr Fusion Reactor is not your friend.

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:39 AM

View PostMarineTech, on 21 August 2014 - 08:38 AM, said:


Never thought of eating it, but we used to make coffee on it. Worked better than a heat tab.

Remember kids, after starting up your mech, Mr Fusion Reactor is not your friend.


Ask me how I know you are super old. The only thing I needed to heat my coffee was water and a rock or something.

#9 MarineTech

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 12:06 PM

View PostMasterbagger, on 21 August 2014 - 11:39 AM, said:


Ask me how I know you are super old. The only thing I needed to heat my coffee was water and a rock or something.


Oh that's easy. Heat tabs went away back in the 90's.

We were just starting to get the MRE catalytic heater packs in as I was getting out in 94. I think I got to use a total of 2 of them. Just a bit more trivia for you, they actually used to issue us little gasoline stoves to use as well.

I'm not so old though that I could cook in my helmet.

Edited by MarineTech, 21 August 2014 - 12:08 PM.


#10 The Gruntmaster 6000

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 02:40 PM

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back in the 90's.

Thanks for reminding me how old I am. Gas stoves... lol Try MS-DOS and DOOM! That is old school man. Good old days.

#11 MarineTech

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 04:53 AM

View PostThe Advisor, on 21 August 2014 - 02:40 PM, said:

Thanks for reminding me how old I am. Gas stoves... lol Try MS-DOS and DOOM! That is old school man. Good old days.


Try Pong. That was my first video game. Paid a dime to play it at a restaurant.

#12 The Gruntmaster 6000

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:11 AM

Pong on the old Atari Arcade machines... Now I REALLY feel old. I still have my Commodore +4 and the old Pong game for that... STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD

#13 GonaDie

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 08:47 AM

View PostThe Advisor, on 22 August 2014 - 05:11 AM, said:

Pong on the old Atari Arcade machines... Now I REALLY feel old. I still have my Commodore +4 and the old Pong game for that... STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD

Can I make you feel old?

#14 The Gruntmaster 6000

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 09:44 AM

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#15 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 07:58 PM

Do not attempt to stop BattleMech with bare hands.

#16 GonaDie

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 04:16 AM

View PostThe Advisor, on 22 August 2014 - 09:44 AM, said:

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Ok.....

I am a sad panda now :D

#17 The Gruntmaster 6000

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 07:21 AM

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Ok.....

I am a sad panda now :D



#18 Kalimaster

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Posted 24 August 2014 - 02:41 AM

Never try to hot wire a fusion engine. Why? Better not ask, other than to say it will hurt a lot. :ph34r:





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