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Posted 23 June 2012 - 10:13 PM
Posted 24 June 2012 - 01:35 AM
...and then I'll buy the competitor's stock at the new low price just after Lustrix' initial successes at approximating the successful crossbreeding but before COMSTOCK's tragic transloading catastrophe in orbit above Lustix' primary R&D facility... so sad, such a tragic loss of life that will be!!!
Edited by Prussian Havoc, 24 June 2012 - 01:44 AM.
Posted 24 June 2012 - 01:59 AM
Posted 24 June 2012 - 02:18 AM
Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:32 AM
Edited by TCB, 24 June 2012 - 06:33 AM.
Posted 24 June 2012 - 09:16 PM
Posted 25 June 2012 - 06:16 AM
You beat me to it.
"You might be a Badlander if ... you think that 'Weird but Tasty' describes the purple and green thing you just ate"
Posted 25 June 2012 - 02:00 PM
"we here at People Who Eat Tasty Animals approve of this blending of the familar, and the fantastic. it actually tastes kind of like you'd expect what pork and beef genetically engineered to be one animal would taste like.
in other words: really (redacted) tasty.
stay tasty animals."
(in an unrelated note, the 'secret sauce' at Salad Palace is revealed to be a surprising animal byproduct not the 'synthetic meat substitute derivative' that it said it was at a press conference..news at 11, but with a warning: the secret of the not-so-secret sauce is graphic and mildly disturbing. we at PWETA are in no way responsible for you boycotting eating at Salad Palace, eating disorders, or spontaneous vomiting.
you have been warned.
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