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#301 Omdra

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Posted 04 November 2012 - 03:54 AM

View PostGardvord val Orden, on 03 November 2012 - 04:30 PM, said:


Fake !
Change you signature please, your are NOT a member of our 13th Ghost Regiment !

CO 13th Ghost Regiment DCMS
Tai-sa Gardvord val Orden


dont you think that this would be better of in a pm and not on an open forum?

besides, as it is with units using canon names or names that are similar to canon, dont think anyone can really claim ownership on these nor should they (imo)

rgds
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#302 Inappropriate618

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Posted 04 November 2012 - 11:10 PM

i think that that mech needs more ballistic hardpoints

#303 NoFish

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:11 PM

311. Post lewd pictures of Omi Kurita in the cockpit of my 'Mech
311b. Especially not anatomically incorrect lewd pictures.
311c. Especially not futa.
312. Post lewd pictures of Hohiro Kurita in the cockpit of my 'Mech
313. Paint anything on the outside of my 'Mech that I have been forbidden from having in my cockpit.
314. Give away our company's position by way of music on open comms when we are traveling to a dangerous area by way of a former civilian highway.
314b. Attempt to disseminate false information to the enemy by doing the above in other situations.
315. Drink more than one cup of sake when giving banzai to the Coordinator before battle.
315b. Attempt to bypass 315 by giving banzai to the Coordinator multiple times in a row.
316. Pick up my date in my commanding officer's Grand Dragon.
316b. Especially not if that date is your commanding officer's teenage daughter.
317. Attempt to perform a tastumaki senpuu kyaku in my Dragon.
317b. Or any other BattleMech.
318. Attempt and combination of inputs starting with "half-circle back, forward."
319. Attempt to "combine" with another 'Mech.
320. Respond to any question, statement or order from a commanding officer with "Who the hell do you think I am?!"
321. Do anything 'for great justice!'

#304 Havocprince

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 05:26 PM

Things I am no longer allowed to do in the DCMS.

I am no longer allowed to dip my Phoenix Hawk towards Mecca and pray during an active combat.

I am no longer allowed to sing call to prayer a crossed open channels.

I am no longer allowed to shout ***** AKBAR! during a charge.

I am no longer allowed to prep my Phoenix Hawk as a suicide bomber.

I am no longer allowed to refer to my Kuritan superiors as infidels.

I will not to my superior Silence I kill you.

I will not rig Kuritan mechs as surprise suicide bombers. They do that well enough on their own.

I am no longer allowed to try and purchase wives.
Especially not ranking female officers.
Extra especially not Ranking female clan officers who we are trying to make nice with.
Super Extra Exponentially Especially if I am serious about it.

I am not allowed to tell Kuritan allies that spitting on an Azami is the highest form of respect due to the scarcity of water on our planets.

I am not allowed to play tag by punching opposing jenners.

I am to stop converting Kuritan officers to شيعة‎.

I am not allowed to introduce Kuritan officers to real coffee.

I am not allowed to introduce Kuritan officers to my Mecha ******.

Converting enemies to شيعة‎ and then making them my body servants is frowned upon by Kuritan high command.

I am not allowed to replace my lasers with an UAC/5 in order to stone enemies to death.‎

P.S. I am not allowed to call ***** because the infidel moderators censored both the being Azami worship and a large tobacco smoking instrument. That last * laden mess is shares its name with the period of blakist assault on well everyone that preceded the dark ages that we ignore zealously.

Edited by Havocprince, 17 November 2012 - 05:35 PM.


#305 Snowcaller

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:23 PM

320 I am no longer allowed to strip down my Dragon and put an XL400 Engine in order to go "Drifting".

#306 Iron-Hand

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:10 PM

View PostKanashimi, on 23 September 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:

We knew you were spying. Why do you think we hired the geisha to take our places?

Do my eyes decieve me? Kanashimi's back? <S>!

#307 Uchida

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 08:40 PM

322. I am no longer allowed to paint nude images of anime girls on the front of my mech.

323. I must not jam all friendly communication channels with J-Rock.

#308 TimberWolf5871

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:06 PM

No longer allowed to scream "Panzer vor!" into the comms when battle starts.





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