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[phalanx]

45)Ask my Azami lancemate if he has ridden the sandworm.
46) Refer to Davion Planetary Guard Units as "Planetary Guard Units"
47) Allow Mercenaries to read the full terms of their contracts.

[THE 3rdbreed]

48)Use Dad's set of Katanas for steak knives
49)Write any other peotry except Haikus

[Paladin Brewer]

50) Shout "FOR RASALHAGUE" before combat :*(
51) Tell Tarl I am disobeying house rules because I am "roleplaying a member of Rasalhague Military District"

[xMarshallx]

Paladin Brewer, on 21 January 2012 - 05:29 PM, said:

50) Shout "FOR RASALHAGUE" before combat :*(
51) Tell Tarl I am disobeying house rules because I am "roleplaying a member of Rasalhague Military District"

You should add 52) Don't recruit from Sniper because he will keep second tier players to spite you then have them beat you in battle.. and laugh, hard.

[Kyll Long]

Tell Tarl who's on my payroll ::cough Brewer cough:

[Paladin Brewer]

Pbbt Kyll, you can't afford me

[Zerik]

53) I am no longer allowed to rig a flamer to the chest of my Dragon.
54) Nor use it to burn down villages while shouting "RAAAAAAARR" over the comms.

[Tarl Cabot]

Paladin Brewer, on 22 January 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:

Pbbt Kyll, you can't afford me

(chuckles) If Kyll has at least a bag of peanuts then he certainly has a monkey to pull the strings

[Paladin Brewer]

I remember Tarl being a nice guy. This Tarl needs to go back into retirement.

[Dihm]

Paladin Brewer, on 21 January 2012 - 05:29 PM, said:

50) Shout "FOR RASALHAGUE" before combat :*(
51) Tell Tarl I am disobeying house rules because I am "roleplaying a member of Rasalhague Military District"

I heard there's a place out there where you can still do this with pride. Just sayin'.

[Ralinos]

Dihm, on 25 January 2012 - 05:21 AM, said:

I heard there's a place out there where you can still do this with pride. Just sayin'.

55) "I think our emblem would look badass if it was in silver and black."

[Coralld]

I'm no longer allowed to talk for 3 sec and yet have my mouth continue to move for another 10.
I'm no longer allowed to play the roar of Godzilla over the lowed speekers while in my Annihilator.
I'm not allowed to put roller skates on my Hunchback... Or any other mech for that matter.
I'm no longer allowed to use a Purifire Adaptive BA to spy on girls in the baths.
Speaking of the Purifire BA, I am not allowed to carry a katana and call my self a Ninja either. (Spoil sport)
I'm not allowed to pilot a Hatchetman to make sushi.
I'm no longer allowed to download ecchi anime and stream it into the enemy huds as a way of Electronc Warfare because every one in my lance wants to watch it as well.

Edited by Coralld, 25 January 2012 - 10:40 AM.

[dcmchaos]

Coralld, on 25 January 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

I'm no longer allowed to download ecchi anime and stream it into the enemy huds as a way of Electronc Warfare because every one in my lance wants to watch it as well.

And here I thought I was the only one who had that problem......

[Coralld]

dcmchaos, on 25 January 2012 - 07:10 PM, said:

And here I thought I was the only one who had that problem......

I hear its a rather commen problem.

I'm not allowed to ask Omi Kurita to go into the kitchen to make me a samitch.
For my deffence of the whole Omi Kurita samitch incident... She makes a REALLY good samitch.
I'm not allowed to play pin the tail on the dragon before a banzi charge.
I'm no longer allowed to use any mech with a flamer and sing "TROGDAR!!"
I'm not allowed to break the laws of physics and have my mech move the way they do in other mechas.

Edited by Coralld, 25 January 2012 - 11:05 PM.

[Rabbit Blacksun]

So this explains why im not allowed in your space usually >_> ...

it was all in good fun though !

[Coralld]

Rabbit Blacksun, on 26 January 2012 - 12:07 AM, said:

So this explains why im not allowed in your space usually >_> ...

it was all in good fun though !

You have to understand... House Kurita doesnt have a funny bone in its body. And for its members that do, the Dracs uselly have it removed.

[Rabbit Blacksun]

-Looks over ID...-

O_O

I always wondered what "Surgical operations may have to be done if your a permenent resident" bit was about on that ...

Annnnnnd ...

I am (Apperantly) not allowed to sell "forged" copies of 3025 pin up calanders titled Ladies of the snake ...
Also (apperantly) not alowed to make reference to the following vehicles (even in reference to history) Honda Toyota Suburu Hondai
Also (edit) I should not use those as actual words and shout them before charging into battle
I may not run around calling all the Dragons with flamers Mushu ... (even if they do stomp your village yelling rawr over the LS)

[Coralld]

I'm not allowed to take a Bushwacker, paint it all green with a little sadle strapped to its back and call it Yoshi.

[Rabbit Blacksun]

wait ... we're not supposed to do that O.o ... ummm ...

-goes back to the mech bays-

[Damon Howe]

Repaint any mech as reference to an anime character.
---Paint an Uziel yellow with two red spots on its face, add a tail and call it "Pikachu"
Scream "Kawaii!!" into the external speakers at any point it time for whatever reason.
---Or at anyone with the last name Kurita.

Edited by Damon Howe, 26 January 2012 - 01:18 PM.