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[BlakeAteIt]

Some houses will come to you and speak of Honor. Of history. Of tradition. Here at Crazy Romano's House of Contracts, we won't waste your time with any of that.

We know what you DO want - CASH! And we're waiting to give it to you!


Are you getting paid this well? No? Crazy Romano wants to help!

Who are we looking for?

Lone Wolves - YES!
Small Units - YES!
Large Units - YES!
Comp Units - YES!
Casual Units - YES!
RP Units - YES!
Slosh Droppers - YES!

NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE REFUSED!

MOST UNREASONABLE OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED!

Crazy Romano's House of Contracts is ready to offer you the following:
- Best pay in the Inner Sphere.
- Constant fights versus actual people during peak times. No ghost drops!
- The opportunity to get your unit's name on some planets - we're a small faction, so a midsized unit can have a detectable effect.
- Easy to manage political situation (We only have two borders, and have allied with the FWL!)
- The only rule is "Fight Yellow, Don't Fight Purple."
- A fun mix of RP and non RP players.
- The opportunity to fight alongside the noble Tetatae, the only (TOTALLY CANON) non-human sapient race in BattleTech.

Ask your Unit Leader about making the change TODAY!





This message brought to you by the Word of Lowtax Inner Sphere renewal council. Keep out of the reach of small children. Not appropriate for all viewers. Some exclusions may apply. #stlorismatters

Edited by BlakeAteIt, 29 December 2014 - 06:35 AM.

[Vassago Rain]

I'm sold, but we're purple bird for another 9 days.

We just might bring aid to our avian brothas from anotha motha.

[KharnZor]

[Dirty Starfish]

This honestly made me consider joining you, but my war against the teddies and puppies must continue.

[BlakeAteIt]

No worries. Keep fighting the good fight.

When you get tired of that, and want to GET PAID, Crazy Romano will be here.

[Aethon]

"Crazy Romano" is like "wet water". You can just call it "Romano's House of Contracts".

[Kjudoon]

I read this add out loud and in a bad russian accent. I amused myself.

But i'm so overtired, I'm not surprised.

Edited by Kjudoon, 28 December 2014 - 10:04 PM.

[wanderer]

KharnZor, on 28 December 2014 - 07:44 PM, said:

Pictured: Clan Wolf member after realizing how much they could have made signing up with Crazy Romano's House of Contracts instead.

[Kjudoon]

wanderer, on 28 December 2014 - 10:54 PM, said:

Pictured: Clan Wolf member after realizing how much they could have made signing up with Crazy Romano's House of Contracts instead.

Another satisfied customer.

[MechaBattler]

Gettin paid, gettin paid :3

[KharnZor]

wanderer, on 28 December 2014 - 10:54 PM, said:

Pictured: Clan Wolf member after realizing how much they could have made signing up with Crazy Romano's House of Contracts instead.

No. its simply a picture of a dog with some words around it.
sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.

[wanderer]

KharnZor, on 29 December 2014 - 12:47 AM, said:

No. its simply a picture of a dog with some words around it.
sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.

It's OK. We'd help you get just as many planets with Liao.

Only more money. We understand this hurts and pictures are the only way to describe your inner torments without betraying yourself to your fellow Clanmates.

I know bondsmanning all those richboy Steiners probably eases the pain, too. Islora ALL the bling.

[KharnZor]

wanderer, on 29 December 2014 - 12:54 AM, said:

It's OK. We'd help you get just as many planets with Liao.

Only more money. We understand this hurts and pictures are the only way to describe your inner torments without betraying yourself to your fellow Clanmates.

I know bondsmanning all those richboy Steiners probably eases the pain, too. Islora ALL the bling.

its like you're speaking directly to my heart.
nope

[BlakeAteIt]

Not too worried about your heart, rover. I'm talking to your WALLET.

[StillRadioactive]

BlakeAteIt, on 28 December 2014 - 06:53 PM, said:

Some houses will come to you and speak of Honor. Of history. Of tradition. Here at Crazy Romano's House of Contracts, we won't waste your time with any of that.

We know what you DO want - CASH! And we're waiting to give it to you!


Are you getting paid this well? No? Crazy Romano wants to help!

Who are we looking for?

Lone Wolves - YES!
Small Units - YES!
Large Units - YES!
Comp Units - YES!
Casual Units - YES!
RP Units - YES!
Slosh Droppers - YES!

NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE REFUSED!

MOST UNREASONABLE OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED!

Crazy Romano's House of Contracts is ready to offer you the following:
- Best pay in the Inner Sphere.
- Constant fights versus actual people during peak times. No ghost drops!
- The opportunity to get your unit's name on some planets - we're a small faction, so a midsized unit can have a detectable effect.
- Easy to manage political situation (We only have two borders, and have allied with the FWL!)
- The only rule is "Fight Yellow, Don't Fight Purple."
- A fun mix of RP and non RP players.
- The opportunity to fight alongside the noble Tetatae, the only (TOTALLY CANON) non-human sapient race in BattleTech.

Ask your Unit Leader about making the change TODAY!





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YES! YES! YES! YES!

This is what I was talking about yesterday when I said you should be shouting it from the rooftops.

You spelled Lowtax wrong though.

[Tunes of war]

- the phoenix legion - can approve the good payment...

[BlakeAteIt]

StillRadioactive, on 29 December 2014 - 06:10 AM, said:

YES! YES! YES! YES! This is what I was talking about yesterday when I said you should be shouting it from the rooftops. You spelled Lowtax wrong though.

We here at Crazy Romano's House of Contracts were shocked to learn that our Chancellor's most benevolent payrate was not better known. Had we known sooner, we would have acted sooner to bring her message of "DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL!" to the masses even sooner.




I don't know what you're talking about...

[Budor]

I would totally join, theres probably nothing better than being paid double for shooting davions.

Edited by Budor, 29 December 2014 - 06:47 AM.

[StillRadioactive]

BlakeAteIt, on 29 December 2014 - 06:38 AM, said:

We here at Crazy Romano's House of Contracts were shocked to learn that our Chancellor's most benevolent payrate was not better known. Had we known sooner, we would have acted sooner to bring her message of "DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL!" to the masses even sooner.
I don't know what you're talking about...

Glad I could help. After all, I think everyone in CW is here for good fights.

[BlakeAteIt]

Pretty much.