Jump to content

Chirps Dispatch - Davion Child Soldiers Take Break For Studies [Lifestyle]


8 replies to this topic

#1 Paramemetic

    Member

  • PipPipPip
  • Bridesmaid
  • 61 posts

Posted 10 January 2015 - 07:35 AM

Noble Birdwarriors of Ketatoa know that a relaxing holiday abroad is an excellent way to unwind, as shown by our flock fluttering freely from one side of the galaxy to another, while spreading the Word of Lowtax throughout Liao space. But what about the impoverished masses of Davions who so recently fled to the loving embrace of the Chancellor? In today's travel biopic we look at one aspect of Davion culture that has affected its performance recently: public education.

In Liao space, the highly educated population attends school as long as needed on the state's dime, with the only limitation on anyone being their own will to succeed and ambition. However, in Davion space, most mechwarriors are child recruits as young as 11 years old, stolen as tariff from their families to feed the capitalist overlords who run the show in FedCom space.

Recently, Liao has succeeded in naturalizing the refugee populations on planets recently overrun by Davion citizens fleeing crushing poverty and inhumane practices of the Davion government. But where have the poor, oppressed child soldiers of Davion gone who were harassing and murdering their own people just weeks ago?

According to one Davion source, they've gone to school!


View PostCrusader627, on 08 January 2015 - 08:00 AM, said:

Well, the Christmas break is over so a lot of people are back in school.


Yes, school! Demoralized by defeats day after day on the Liao border at the hands of Tikonov Rangers and Birdwarriors of the Word, as well as the impenetrable and stalwart defenses offered by Liao turrets, these troubled tykes have evidently been getting uppity for their commanders and begun entertaining ideas embraced by the citizens of Liao, such as free speech, glorious socialism, and true freedom. As a result, it looks like Davion "top men" have been forced to send even the indoctrinated child soldiers back to receive an "education" in industrial era work camps Davions think pass for "schools."

While the children of the ultra rich Davion elite travel to Sarna and Steiner space to receive expensive collegiate educations in return for beefy paychecks, the slave children that pilot Davion mechs have to attend subpar institutions where they are doubtless beaten for any expression of opinion. Sadly, this is just another barbaric aspect of Davion culture.

Our beloved Chancellor, whose divine mercy radiates to the very edges of the Inner Sphere, again extends his generosity to any Davion children who are able to flee FedCom space and welcomes them to indulge in the bounteous riches afforded to those who would fight for Liao, where Space Communism meets Space Riches! Meanwhile, Birdwarriors of Lowtax will engage in a campaign to attempt to liberate these downtrodden masses from these schoolag camps.

As always, bringing you the latest in news, entertainment, and information from around the Inner Sphere, this has been an official CHIRPS dispatch, brought to you by the Word of Lowtax, and paid for by viewers like you. CHIRPS. Rock Out with your Squawk Out - CHIRPS!

#2 MischiefSC

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Benefactor
  • The Benefactor
  • 16,697 posts

Posted 10 January 2015 - 03:12 PM

Schoolag. Did you actually make that up? That's actually pretty funny. Ironically Capella had some issues with education; most of its best schools were lost when their worlds were taken in the 4th Succession War.

You've still got 2 years of crazy Romano Liao to go. How's that whole bit where she regularly executes her staff, household servants and guards just to make sure there's no spies thing working out?

'Rock Out with your Squawk Out' needs to have a proper picture/graphic/sig/poster/whatever with it.

Also, here is a top secret image of Davion child warrior training with captured Clanner mech!

Posted Image

Images taken from Maskirova spies trying to steal secrets from top-flight Davion mechwarrior training facilities on Sarna:

Posted Image

#3 jaxjace

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Merciless
  • The Merciless
  • 987 posts
  • LocationIn orbit around your world

Posted 11 January 2015 - 03:14 AM

MISCHIEF our R&D labs are not authorized to be shown to Liao.

#4 Paramemetic

    Member

  • PipPipPip
  • Bridesmaid
  • 61 posts

Posted 11 January 2015 - 04:54 AM

View PostMischiefSC, on 10 January 2015 - 03:12 PM, said:

'Rock Out with your Squawk Out' needs to have a proper picture/graphic/sig/poster/whatever with it.


Posted Image

(admittedly not mine, but crafted by a better bird)

#5 warner2

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,101 posts

Posted 11 January 2015 - 09:13 AM

I almost want to join Liao solely because of Paramemetic's posts.

#6 MischiefSC

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Benefactor
  • The Benefactor
  • 16,697 posts

Posted 11 January 2015 - 01:20 PM

View PostParamemetic, on 11 January 2015 - 04:54 AM, said:


Posted Image

(admittedly not mine, but crafted by a better bird)


I have to admit. That it pretty f###ing amazing. I submit to your superior Romulan weaponry.

#7 White Bear 84

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Ace Of Spades
  • Ace Of Spades
  • 3,857 posts

Posted 11 January 2015 - 05:08 PM

View PostParamemetic, on 11 January 2015 - 04:54 AM, said:


Posted Image

(admittedly not mine, but crafted by a better bird)


This is gold.

#8 MischiefSC

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Benefactor
  • The Benefactor
  • 16,697 posts

Posted 11 January 2015 - 06:03 PM

View PostWhite Bear 84, on 11 January 2015 - 05:08 PM, said:


This is gold.


What I love is that it goes past the 'panic' option. Also the various tags that get replaced by Squawk. Seriously, this was excellent work by someone.

#9 Karl Marlow

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Elite Founder
  • Elite Founder
  • 2,277 posts

Posted 11 January 2015 - 08:59 PM

View Postwarner2, on 11 January 2015 - 09:13 AM, said:

I almost want to join Liao solely because of Paramemetic's posts.


Yeah WoL is alot of fun. I really liked their Podcast as well. Im not sure what happeend to that. I think it might have gotten lost in teh whole saveMWO fiasco but it was alot of fun.





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users