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Marik, Closer To Terra Than Clans


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#1 JurDill

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Posted 12 January 2015 - 09:22 PM

Thanks Kurita for giving Moore to Marik.

Marik is now one step closer to surrounding Terra. GG Clans.

Moore Moore Moore, How do you like it, how do you like it?

#2 Alexander Steel

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Posted 13 January 2015 - 08:28 AM

Clan Purple Eagle is on the move....

#3 AlmightyAeng

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Posted 13 January 2015 - 01:48 PM

Considering the Kuritan backstory I feel like I'm misisng out on a great "digging through to China" joke, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

#4 TripleEhBeef

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 07:12 AM

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Turns out we had one of these kicking around on Atreus. Techs decided to MacGyver around with it and we ended up on Moore.


#5 GenJack

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 07:24 AM

I move to block Marik with a Trial of Total Assets!

As you can see with my vast inheritance from my great grandfathers before me, I have a higher GDP than most of your greatest worlds!

Due to this wealth that makes me the victor.

I will now go rent happiness.

#6 Dagorlad13

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 07:42 AM

View PostJurDill, on 12 January 2015 - 09:22 PM, said:

Thanks Kurita for giving Moore to Marik.

Marik is now one step closer to surrounding Terra. GG Clans.

Moore Moore Moore, How do you like it, how do you like it?


Marik Started out closer to Terra braniacs.

#7 Lukoi Banacek

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 07:44 AM

View PostIronClaws, on 14 January 2015 - 07:42 AM, said:


Marik Started out closer to Terra braniacs.


Takes obvious joke thread and trolls it with facts....0/10.

#8 Lord Ikka

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:53 PM

View PostLukoi Banacek, on 14 January 2015 - 07:44 AM, said:

Takes obvious joke thread and trolls it with facts....0/10.

I guess Ghost Bears don't understand the whole humor thing. Must have been lost during cloning...

#9 Dagorlad13

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 01:09 PM

View PostLord Ikka, on 14 January 2015 - 12:53 PM, said:

I guess Ghost Bears don't understand the whole humor thing. Must have been lost during cloning...


Ah, such sensitive freebirths.

#10 Roadbeer

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 01:34 PM

View PostLord Ikka, on 14 January 2015 - 12:53 PM, said:

I guess Ghost Bears don't understand the whole humor thing. Must have been lost during cloning...

I think it has more to do with their Vat Grown Spacebacon... ewwww. Eating something so disgusting, has to rob someone of their sense of humor.

Down in the IS, we have quality, and in sufficient quantities.

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#11 dervishx5

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 01:55 PM

View PostIronClaws, on 14 January 2015 - 07:42 AM, said:

Marik Started out closer to Terra braniacs.


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Vladgeta is not amused.

#12 Dagorlad13

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Posted 14 January 2015 - 02:38 PM

View PostRoadbeer, on 14 January 2015 - 01:34 PM, said:

I think it has more to do with their Vat Grown Spacebacon... ewwww. Eating something so disgusting, has to rob someone of their sense of humor.

Down in the IS, we have quality, and in sufficient quantities.

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We do not require such luxuries, our bacon-flavored space rations provide adequate nutrition.

#13 cranect

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 11:10 AM

Well there's your problem... Your bacon is nutritious...

#14 Dagorlad13

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 11:50 AM

View Postcranect, on 15 January 2015 - 11:10 AM, said:

Well there's your problem... Your bacon is nutritious...


Aff freebirth, the Clan Ghost Bear scientist caste assures us that our space rations are formulated for optimal nutrition which will maximize our mental and physical prowess as well as approximate the flavors of old-Terran foods and cure fusionaire hangovers.

Edited by IronClaws, 15 January 2015 - 11:50 AM.


#15 cranect

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 01:11 PM

Whats the fun of bacon without all the greasy blood vessel clogging goodness?

#16 Dagorlad13

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 02:26 PM

View Postcranect, on 15 January 2015 - 01:11 PM, said:

Whats the fun of bacon without all the greasy blood vessel clogging goodness?


It is a shame that the warriors of the Free Worlds League will be dead from heart disease or strokes before having the honor of facing Clan warriors on glorious Terra.




#17 Roadbeer

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Posted 16 January 2015 - 11:36 PM

View PostIronClaws, on 15 January 2015 - 02:26 PM, said:

It is a shame that the warriors of the Free Worlds League will be dead from heart disease or strokes before having the honor of facing Clan warriors on glorious Terra.

Pish,
We figured out how to bend time and space in order to place our embassy in Kurita space. You think chlosterial is a problem?

Plus we thin our blood with the whiskey from Old Kentucky

Edited by Roadbeer, 16 January 2015 - 11:37 PM.


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 12:15 AM

Beer and whiskey! The only thing missing is a lovely lady. Oops! You vat brats don't know about ladies.

#19 Dagorlad13

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:22 AM

View Postkracked49, on 17 January 2015 - 12:15 AM, said:

Beer and whiskey! The only thing missing is a lovely lady. Oops! You vat brats don't know about ladies.


The details of the recreational couplings amongst Clan warriors are none of your concern Surat!

#20 Amarus Cameron

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Posted 19 January 2015 - 02:58 PM

View PostIronClaws, on 17 January 2015 - 09:22 AM, said:

The details of the recreational couplings amongst Clan warriors are none of your concern Surat!


I laughed.

Plus these kawaii girls in Kurita space seem more than willing to fill the void that leaving the iron womb brought upon our psyche. I especially enjoy this new food stuff called sushi, it is deleicious, and without the need to have it cooked it saves energy and time, a very clanlike item indeed.





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