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#1 Kjudoon

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 02:44 PM

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THis is the Panda Underground

We have broken through the latest HPG Davion encryption from Occupied Asuncion to hijack their feed.

Be encouraged all faithful Mariks! The power of Davion is slipping!

You who fight in purple are breaking their resolve!
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Do not dispare!

Our technical specs that have been stolen from secret ComStar transmissions about stealth dropships have reached you, as is evident from your recent success in this bloody war!

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The people of Asuncion secretly rejoice the return of our true leadership and defenders!

We know we are not forgotten and are readying our resistance forces to assist in the coming liberation of Asuncion on Marik's trek towards New Avalon!

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The Black, White and Red of the Panda Underground salutes you and patiently waits to spread throughout Marik Space to thwart the plans of all Marik's Enemies.
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This is Agent Angel from Asuncion signing off!

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Edited by Kjudoon, 25 January 2015 - 02:45 PM.


#2 Soulscour

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 02:50 PM


Kaetetôã here we come


#3 Kjudoon

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 02:54 PM

What? Never heard of roleplaying?

That's why I put it in the Marik forum?
Y U heer?

Edited by Kjudoon, 25 January 2015 - 02:55 PM.


#4 Molossian Dog

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:00 AM

I approve of the gun wielding Panda.

#5 mad kat

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 04:30 AM

That took me about five minutes to read that post....And still WTF? :D

#6 Kjudoon

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 10:04 AM

View Postmad kat, on 26 January 2015 - 04:30 AM, said:

That took me about five minutes to read that post....And still WTF? :D

Okay, Role playing aside because someone pointed out to me that they don't get the Seraphim connection with Pandas and Twinkies and this ransom note style.

The following is for those who want to look behind the curtain and get the history of where this mix-master of messages came from.

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For those who enjoy this, thank you. I am glad my posts are fun and entertaining for you in the context they're offered.

Okay, we're all on the same page now I hope. Leave the channel open... you never know what or when something will be sent.

#7 Molossian Dog

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 10:12 AM

You are not trolling and don´t want to offend anyone?

:-(

Now I´m a sad Panda.

Edited by Molossian Dog, 26 January 2015 - 10:13 AM.


#8 Kjudoon

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 10:14 AM

View PostMolossian Dog, on 26 January 2015 - 10:12 AM, said:

You are not trolling and don´t want to offend anyone?

:-(

Now I´m a sad Panda.

LOL... Well, some people can't help but be trolled (OMG! THAT GUM WRAPPER ON THE LAWN IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!!! BLARG!!!).

I'm just role playing here.

#illusionsshattered

Consider that my "the lawyers made me say it" clause like warning labels on McDonald's coffee.

Edited by Kjudoon, 26 January 2015 - 10:17 AM.


#9 Repasy Cooper

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 10:14 AM

+1 for the Red Panda.

#10 Kjudoon

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 03:19 AM

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The Debriefing

1.

“You know, a long time ago when you guys talked about taking care of the Pandas, I thought it just was a metaphor,” Roadbeer said as he and Kjudoon watched some of the giant pandas play in the Seraphim unit habitat on Asuncion.

“Yeah, well, it's been sort of a hobby and distraction for the men. Started out as a joke, and became something all it's own.”

Roadbeer snorted amused, covering a laugh, “You're telling me!” he stated with nostalgic surprise. “BTW, those twinkies your Vet cooked up are nasty!”

“I warned you! Those are Dr. Pflummox's special blend for these big lazy goobers.” Kjudoon leaned over the cement wall to shout at the bears “Ya hear that! Yer big... lazy... goobers!” A bear stopped chewing and flopped a paw back and forth again, waving.

Taken aback by the action, Kjudoon muttered “I see you've taught them a new trick since we were gone.”

Roadbeer laughed.

Read the rest of the story here.

Edited by Kjudoon, 26 February 2015 - 03:22 AM.






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