Showers:
All hail the IlKhan of rap
you are running our of planet we can cap
coming back home with the claws of the Jag
on all of your planets you shall see our tag!
Do not mess with us or write your testament
before we order an orbital bordardament
dealing with mercs? get better in that departement
you always failed to be even a worthy opponent!
i think i felt a disturbance in the force
i bid my badass WarShip vs your tiny Air Force
millions of voice cried out on Turtle Bay
more catasthropic action than a film by Micheal Bay!
Miraborg:
You son of a trash can, now listen to me
we are not surrendering, never, you see?
Khan of the Smoked Kitten playin' tribal leader
Bring more WarShips, we're still undefeated
What you did wrong to get that name, Showers?
Did they play the game of soap with you in the showers?
Tell me clanner can you spell Radstadt?
Flying my plane right on you, now take that!
I will sacrifice my life for my home's freedom
you're not going to find here any Eden
sucked into space, yeah, you Jaguar foul
now it's time Kerensky gets back your soul!
Showers:
No! It is our destiny to conquer the Inner Sphere
all the Great Houses shall tremble in fear,
here from the bridge i see your planet shine
Glory to the Jaguar, it shall be m.. *impact* *the bridge is devastated*
WHO WON?
WHO IS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!
p.s. very very quick one, i am going to bed
orange dog barking
desperate for attention
but sounds mean nothing
Showers:
All hail the IlKhan of rap
you are running our of planet we can cap
coming back home with the claws of the Jag
on all of your planets you shall see our tag!
Do not mess with us or write your testament
before we order an orbital bordardament
dealing with mercs? get better in that departement
you always failed to be even a worthy opponent!
i think i felt a disturbance in the force
i bid my badass WarShip vs your tiny Air Force
millions of voice cried out on Turtle Bay
more catasthropic action than a film by Micheal Bay!
Miraborg:
You son of a trash can, now listen to me
we are not surrendering, never, you see?
Khan of the Smoked Kitten playin' tribal leader
Bring more WarShips, we're still undefeated
What you did wrong to get that name, Showers?
Did they play the game of soap with you in the showers?
Tell me clanner can you spell Radstadt?
Flying my plane right on you, now take that!
I will sacrifice my life for my home's freedom
you're not going to find here any Eden
sucked into space, yeah, you Jaguar foul
now it's time Kerensky gets back your soul!
Showers:
No! It is our destiny to conquer the Inner Sphere
all the Great Houses shall tremble in fear,
here from the bridge i see your planet shine
Glory to the Jaguar, it shall be m.. *impact* *the bridge is devastated*
WHO WON?
WHO IS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!
p.s. very very quick one, i am going to bed
Ha Ha, nice!
Now all we need is an epic rap battle between Ulric Kerensky and SaKhan Chitsu.
Showers:
All hail the IlKhan of rap
you are running our of planet we can cap
coming back home with the claws of the Jag
on all of your planets you shall see our tag!
Do not mess with us or write your testament
before we order an orbital bordardament
dealing with mercs? get better in that departement
you always failed to be even a worthy opponent!
i think i felt a disturbance in the force
i bid my badass WarShip vs your tiny Air Force
millions of voice cried out on Turtle Bay
more catasthropic action than a film by Micheal Bay!
Miraborg:
You son of a trash can, now listen to me
we are not surrendering, never, you see?
Khan of the Smoked Kitten playin' tribal leader
Bring more WarShips, we're still undefeated
What you did wrong to get that name, Showers?
Did they play the game of soap with you in the showers?
Tell me clanner can you spell Radstadt?
Flying my plane right on you, now take that!
I will sacrifice my life for my home's freedom
you're not going to find here any Eden
sucked into space, yeah, you Jaguar foul
now it's time Kerensky gets back your soul!
Showers:
No! It is our destiny to conquer the Inner Sphere
all the Great Houses shall tremble in fear,
here from the bridge i see your planet shine
Glory to the Jaguar, it shall be m.. *impact* *the bridge is devastated*
WHO WON?
WHO IS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!
p.s. very very quick one, i am going to bed
This is so epic now you just need vandervahn chistu to come in and threaten to arty strike this rap
karma coming back to bite yea for all the times you made forum post telling clanners not to defend clan planets when you were under contract as a IS faction, cause clan unity goes down the toilet when MS goes to an IS faction and wants easy drops and ghost drops.
Dammit man, you threw up the Bat Signal for a rap battle?
C'mon now, I'm a literary kinda guy; not enough hardcore street cred to bring the rhymes. Sorry
Neither i am, i am the one who used a Star Wars quote...
Grimwill, on 24 February 2015 - 04:27 PM, said:
This is so epic now you just need vandervahn chistu to come in and threaten to arty strike this rap
Thanks That would be a great idea, actually, but i want to do more with him..
YCSLiesmith, on 24 February 2015 - 03:30 PM, said:
orange dog barking
desperate for attention
but sounds mean nothing
You see the Black snake's biting back
'cause he feels the rope tighten his neck,
we're having a duel, start back on back
50 steps away, i'll fire on your back
you mock my art , that's a slight
even your haiku, you cannot do it right
My Oh-Mike will stomp your head when we fight
and i'll be the just 'cause might makes right
Showers:
All hail the IlKhan of rap
you are running our of planet we can cap
coming back home with the claws of the Jag
on all of your planets you shall see our tag!
Do not mess with us or write your testament
before we order an orbital bordardament
dealing with mercs? get better in that departement
you always failed to be even a worthy opponent!
i think i felt a disturbance in the force
i bid my badass WarShip vs your tiny Air Force
millions of voice cried out on Turtle Bay
more catasthropic action than a film by Micheal Bay!
Miraborg:
You son of a trash can, now listen to me
we are not surrendering, never, you see?
Khan of the Smoked Kitten playin' tribal leader
Bring more WarShips, we're still undefeated
What you did wrong to get that name, Showers?
Did they play the game of soap with you in the showers?
Tell me clanner can you spell Radstadt?
Flying my plane right on you, now take that!
I will sacrifice my life for my home's freedom
you're not going to find here any Eden
sucked into space, yeah, you Jaguar foul
now it's time Kerensky gets back your soul!
Showers:
No! It is our destiny to conquer the Inner Sphere
all the Great Houses shall tremble in fear,
here from the bridge i see your planet shine
Glory to the Jaguar, it shall be m.. *impact* *the bridge is devastated*
You talk about -MS-
The smelly Little treacherous dog
sitting now in Kobe
Still talk about -MS-
Lets talk about Kobe dude
The smelly little dog is eating my cow dude...
I like big mechs and I can not lie
You other warriors can't deny
That when a mech stomps up sporting huge twin guns
And firing an AC20 in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
'cause you notice that firepower wasn't bluffed
Deep in the ballistics its bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, lordy I wanna sit in ya
And take everyones number
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Mech you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, guns of huge win
You say you wanna get in my cockpit
Well use me use me 'cause you aint that average Stalker
Somebody should do Stefan Amaris vs. Aleksandr Kerensky.
from 0:34, it should have some pauses though for epic moments on screen
Stefan Amaris:
Coming from the Rim Worlds, little stars back there
forgotten by the Star League, you just don't care
you only care about the Sphere to appeal to the masses
don't forget in the Periphery we still pay your taxes
It took a big war to enter this new golden age
of peace and prosperity, i'd say another page
but i know the truth, history is repeating
itself, i declare war with these lyrics..
Alexander Kerensky:
You are talking as you were a freedom fighter , are not you?
trust me, you are biting more than you can chew
you ambitious ****, dreaming of your star empire
to stop you i burned your homeland like a pyre
You used Richard's naivess to your advantage
of troops and 'Mechs you did not have shortage
but your power dream was already in pieces
when i stomped with my Orion trough your palace
Stefan Amaris:
Kerensky, you are no fool, i know you want to kill me
No need to fight though, let's reign toghter, shall we?
The Sphere will burn in flames anyway, so turn the tide
bring order to the Sphere, join the Dark Side
The Star League fought many wars, all in vain
I bring peace and a new era, call me Kane
your league is an oppressive regime, like GDI
you are better than me? Now, tell me why!
Alexander Kerensky:
Do not try to fool me, star emperor of my a$$,
your empire fell down, like when drops the bass,
If you are Kane you know you are going to fail,
i will kill you twice, call me McNeil
In the game of thrones, you win or you die
you already lost, but i admit nice try
i will not sit on the Star League throne, like Ned Stark
i will execute you, no matter how much you bark!
What now?!
*A big holoprojector activates itself and shows the face of Coordinator Minoru Kurita*
Minoru Kurita:
The Cameron line has been annihilated in a bold coup d'etat..i thus proclaim myself the new First Lord
i will unleash my samurais , who shall defy my claim?
With me or against me, choose wisely or feel the pain!
I will do whatever it takes to enforce my rule
whoever challenges me he is just a fool
forget the war conventions named after Ares
now i bid you good night, see you on Kentares!
*Kerensky interrupts him*
Alexander Kerensky:
Enough of this ****!
I will lead my forces still true to their purpose
i see the the Great Houses and the threat they pose
to our society and all of mankind
i see true power is what you are all trying to find
Thus we shall leave our only home in the stars
we are not going to play a role in this farce
one day however we shall return
we are sworn to defend the Sphere, it shall not burn!
Coming from the Rim Worlds, little stars back there
forgotten by the Star League, you just don't care
you only care about the Sphere to appeal to the masses
don't forget in the Periphery we still pay your taxes
It took a big war to enter this new golden age
of peace and prosperity, i'd say another page
but i know the truth, history is repeating
itself, i declare war with these lyrics..
Full assault on the MS planet of Ramsau tonite, MS has fled to the fedRATS....hahah i always knew they were fedRATs, now is the time for FRR mercs and loyalist to regain our lost territory!
Full assault on the MS planet of Ramsau tonite, MS has fled to the fedRATS....hahah i always knew they were fedRATs, now is the time for FRR mercs and loyalist to regain our lost territory!
It's called sustainabel farming. In a week there will be lots of new FRR salmon and the circle can start anew.
Showers:
All hail the IlKhan of rap
you are running our of planet we can cap
coming back home with the claws of the Jag
on all of your planets you shall see our tag!
Do not mess with us or write your testament
before we order an orbital bordardament
dealing with mercs? get better in that departement
you always failed to be even a worthy opponent!
i think i felt a disturbance in the force
i bid my badass WarShip vs your tiny Air Force
millions of voice cried out on Turtle Bay
more catasthropic action than a film by Micheal Bay!
Miraborg:
You son of a trash can, now listen to me
we are not surrendering, never, you see?
Khan of the Smoked Kitten playin' tribal leader
Bring more WarShips, we're still undefeated
What you did wrong to get that name, Showers?
Did they play the game of soap with you in the showers?
Tell me clanner can you spell Radstadt?
Flying my plane right on you, now take that!
I will sacrifice my life for my home's freedom
you're not going to find here any Eden
sucked into space, yeah, you Jaguar foul
now it's time Kerensky gets back your soul!
Showers:
No! It is our destiny to conquer the Inner Sphere
all the Great Houses shall tremble in fear,
here from the bridge i see your planet shine
Glory to the Jaguar, it shall be m.. *impact* *the bridge is devastated*