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[pwnface]

Hey guys, have you heard about our new fast food chain Purple Fried Chicken?




Check for new locations opening near you!

[Wingbreaker]

<feigned shock>

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SOUNDS DELICIOUS

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

Now with added salt. Ha ha ha.

[Gas Guzzler]

Ha ha ha ha

[Chunkk]

I just wanted to express a slight concern ; there is a heavy amount of LRMs in my purple turkey.

Edited by Chunkk, 05 March 2015 - 02:49 PM.

[Tasker]

Shame that certain segment of Marik leadership send entire generation of mechwarriors to early graves. Very shameful. Curious, those leaders now absent.

However, agree that salty chicken very delicious.

Edited by Tasker, 05 March 2015 - 02:50 PM.

[Prophetic]

Marik Man got buff going to the local PFC!

[pbiggz]

Gas Guzzler, on 05 March 2015 - 02:48 PM, said:

Ha ha ha ha

[Stealth Raptor]

We should sue the owners for leaving lurms in our purple fried chicken

[Tasker]

Harry Tasker, House Kurita:

I don't know where you people come from. I don't know if you test your products, your quantity of your products. Your products are very delicious. Loved your chicken for thirty-something planets, but I can't take and feed a family of five on a little 12 pilot bucket of chicken. I don't mind paying you more money for your 16 pilot bucket of chicken, but you don't have it anymore. You got a 12 pilot bucket, and you've got three men who weigh over 200 pounds a piece, a woman that's a little plump (Kuritan girl) and a daughter who's 13 and you're gonna try to take a 12 pilot bucket of chicken and a couple of dozen dead bear cubs and feed that? It ain't gonna work, and I'm not gonna purchase your product anymore or ever again. And as far as your 15 pilot trinary of dead clanners? I don't eat that, I'm not from the periphery. I'm a Kurita man. Purple chicken is for Kuritan people to eat with their breakfast, with their fried eggs and their t-bone steaks, and I can't see goin' to a little 12 pilot bucket of chicken to feed 4, 5, 6 people. And I'm not gonna farm 2 of those 12 pilot buckets just because you wanna downsize and charge the same god damn price. I'd sure like a reply and I'd sure like you to go back to your 16 pilot bucket on your regular chicken, 'cause I'm not gonna farm it otherwise ever again. I'll just have my own damn clanner meal made like I used to thirty-somethin' years ago. It's not as tasty as yours is, but it'll work. Goodbye.

_{How's a little 12 pilot god damn bucket of chicken supposed to feed your brother, and me, and you, 600 pounds of men at least. You get my point? And the two girls, and they put it in that ******' ***** bucket of chicken. Son of a *****. Somebody needs their ass kicked. Some little consumer geekazoid thought this **** up. Save money, yeah save money save money. **** I wanna eat goddammit.}

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

[pwnface]

itadakimasu!

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

[Alexander Steel]

Those Kurita women know how to eat... yeouch!

[An Anime Princess]

MechaNagato, on 05 March 2015 - 02:57 PM, said:

[Coordinator Toxic Kerensky]

[Tsig]

[Dawnstealer]

oh...wow...

[Errant Audio]

It's a bit like cannibalism, but oh so good!

[Alexander Steel]

Don't go to any McRonald's in Kurita Space... the Devil might work there.