MischiefSC, on 04 April 2015 - 10:53 AM, said:
FRR: "Let me make this clear. I'm going to ******* kill you. Each and every one of you, in turn. Some of you more than once. Go away or I'm going to stick that Timber Wolf somewhere you don't like."
CGB: "We fear nothing! Our advance can not be stopped! The merc units who come here to play with their clan mechs are totes legit and we do not even have to learn to be good on our own. All your worlds are belong to us!"
FRR: "Mercs come and go. Me punching you right in your ***** mouth, that's going to happen day in and day out, forever. I'll drop here, eating Dire Wolves and ******** Kit Foxes until the stars burn out, then I'll put a flashlight on my mech. Go away, or else."
CGB: "So, uh, our mercs have wandered off. Everyone keeps hitting us and will not stop. All those mercs took all your worlds, so you have to surrender because that makes us tougher than you. Surrender or, uh... hey, what are you doing? What is that? That is my favorite mech Freebirth, put that down. You are making me uncomfortable."
FRR: "I warned you. Day 1 I ******* warned you. I hope your ancestors are watching from whatever sissy version of Valhalla you Scrub In A Can Clammers go when you die so they can see what happens to people who **** with the FRR."
CGB: "Whoa, hey, that is not.... seriously, that is not going to.... OH DEAR GOD NO PLEASE STOP THAT IS NOT GOING TO FIT I AM NOT A DROPSHIP! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! I WISH I HAD A MOMMY!"
FRR: "You think that hurts? You wait until I fire all those LRMs for you. Bet you wish you hadn't put 30 tubes on it now, don't you vatboy?"
That's the trailer park version of FRR vs CGB, first CW Beta segment.
Pure win right here. +1 internetz 4 u