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A Poem: Ode To Katrina Steiner


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#1 GenJack

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 07:20 AM

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What doth light breaks yonder, tis a visage of beauty, tis a visage of Steiner.
Oh Katrina Steiner, how I wonder where you traipse...
Perhaps you are beyond the hill doth yonder far...
Oh Katrina Steiner... Strong Steiner, Wise Steiner...
Steiner Steiner, Steiner Steiner Steiner,

Steiner.

*Forks over money for good reviews of my beautiful poem.*
I am the Greatest!
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#2 TheSilken

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 07:33 AM

If Katherine "Katrina" Steiner

Oh GenJack you fool
You've wasted your time with this.
Katrina Steiner
Is not worthy of a poem
For she started the Fed War.


If Katrina "Katrina" Steiner

Oh GenJack you fool
You've wasted your time with this.
Katrina Steiner
Is not worthy of a poem
For she formed the damn Fed Com.

Edit: I'll take my money in the form of 6,000 MC please :D

Edited by TheSilken, 31 March 2015 - 08:06 AM.


#3 SethAbercromby

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 07:36 AM

A beutiful poem to one of the most influental personalities in the Inner Sphere. Anyone who says otherwise is a pleb that has no idea of the intricate world of politics in the 31st century!

You, sir, are indeed the greatest.

*Accepts money. With dignity of course.*

#4 Dawnstealer

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 07:37 AM

View PostTheSilken, on 31 March 2015 - 07:33 AM, said:

Oh GenJack you fool
You've wasted your time with this.
Katrina Steiner
Is not worthy of a poem
For she started the Fed War.

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#5 Goldhawk

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 07:50 AM

View PostTheSilken, on 31 March 2015 - 07:33 AM, said:

Oh GenJack you fool
You've wasted your time with this.
Katrina Steiner
Is not worthy of a poem
For she started the Fed War.

Edit: I'll take my money in the form of 6,000 MC please :D


I think you should fork over the money, since he's referring to Katrina Steiner....
http://www.sarna.net...Katrina_Steiner

The evil woman that started the Fed-Com War by taking over Victor's Federated Commonwealth was Katherine Steiner Davion.
http://www.sarna.net..._Steiner-Davion

*Cough*

#6 TheSilken

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 08:02 AM

View PostGoldhawk, on 31 March 2015 - 07:50 AM, said:


I think you should fork over the money, since he's referring to Katrina Steiner....
http://www.sarna.net...Katrina_Steiner

The evil woman that started the Fed-Com War by taking over Victor's Federated Commonwealth was Katherine Steiner Davion.
http://www.sarna.net..._Steiner-Davion

*Cough*

Hahaha I did edit it once to be the other one but since Katherine Steiner goes by "Katrina" and since I wasn't entirely sure of which one is in the picture I winged it :lol:

Happy now? I have both up. Spray and Pray.

Edited by TheSilken, 31 March 2015 - 08:06 AM.


#7 GenJack

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:07 AM

View PostSethAbercromby, on 31 March 2015 - 07:36 AM, said:

A beutiful poem to one of the most influental personalities in the Inner Sphere. Anyone who says otherwise is a pleb that has no idea of the intricate world of politics in the 31st century!

You, sir, are indeed the greatest.

*Accepts money. With dignity of course.*

View PostDawnstealer, on 31 March 2015 - 07:37 AM, said:

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View PostGoldhawk, on 31 March 2015 - 07:50 AM, said:


I think you should fork over the money, since he's referring to Katrina Steiner....
http://www.sarna.net...Katrina_Steiner

The evil woman that started the Fed-Com War by taking over Victor's Federated Commonwealth was Katherine Steiner Davion.
http://www.sarna.net..._Steiner-Davion

*Cough*



I would like to thank my Constituents. I will ensure at the next meeting, I will bid for an increase to your Rank and Payments.
Sincerely,
Sir Reginald Genis Jackious the IIV

#8 Davers

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:10 PM

View PostDawnstealer, on 31 March 2015 - 07:37 AM, said:

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If you look up 'surprise buttsex', it shows this picture.

#9 Ryllen Kriel

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 03:06 AM

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"Is that an AC20 in your mech bay or are you just happy to see Katrina?"

Edited by Ryllen Kriel, 03 April 2015 - 03:08 AM.


#10 Zimobog2

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Posted 11 April 2015 - 06:33 PM

That drawing is filled with longing. As in the artist was filled with longing to see an actual woman.

With apologies to Firefly, the world's best cancelled show.





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