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Dear Coordinator Bring Great Dishonor Today (4/1)


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#1 Deathlike

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:20 PM

Having joined Kurita for almost a month now, I see that a tough road must be crossed and by succeeding, we are better for that. I am honored to be a servant of the Dragon.

HOWEVER, it has been brought to light that Dear Coordinator has brought Great Dishonor to us!

He has told us to pet the Cute Kittens.

He uses mystical laser pointer to make Puppies chase tail.

He has acquired millions of Teddy Bears for us to bring into combat.

He has prepared us his favorite meal, General Tso's Chicken with Green Tea.


I do not understand what Dear Coordinator is trying to tell us, but that we must choose between this "Ryoken" and "Thunderbolt" to honor his legacy.

Perhaps there is treachery afoot, but we must keep Dear Coordinator in proper balance and meditation (and possibly some acupuncture) so that he may lead us for more honorable and glorious future.


Let us continue to honor Dear Coordinator... in sickness and in health!

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:23 PM

Dear Coordinator Is A Shining Eternal Aura Of Radiant Light That Glows Most Brightly Upon His Favored Children Who Can Not Fail Only Be Failed





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