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#41 IraqiWalker

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Posted 13 May 2015 - 05:34 PM

View PostGI Journalist, on 13 May 2015 - 03:27 PM, said:

The average Davion may have a poor education, but they've got "freedom" and a great Ministry of Information, Intelligence, and Operations.

The document below is indubitably a fake, generated by the MIIO propaganda division, but you can have a look for yourself at what they claim is evidence of Maskirovka involvement:


Special Services Report: For the Director's Eyes Only

Director Shang,

It is still unclear how our "Capellan Victory on New Avalon" test footage was leaked on MercNet to Davion sympathizers. However, we assure you that Special Services Branch will find the culprit.

We have taken this opportunity to evaluate the effectiveness of the video and regret to report that the impact was underwhelming. The intended audience appears to have missed overly subtle word cues buried in the carefully constructed trideo. While our department acknowledges literacy in the Federated Suns portion of space lags behind the rest of the Inner Sphere, our production crews, blessed as they are with a Capellan education, had no concept of how poor Davion reading comprehension actually is. Our cultural and educational ministries have plans to correct this unfortunate state on each of the worlds we liberate.

Until then, our most recent studies show that people raised on Davion occupied worlds associate New Avalon most closely with brightly lit fast-food restaurant signs and larger than life statues of Hanse Davion. Upon the conclusion of the pogrom currently sweeping our department, we will immediately begin work on an updated documentary, to prepare for the Chancellor's inevitable victory, long may she reign.

Most Respectfully,

Yusef Starfall
Production Lead pro tem
Chancellor's Voice

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Sneaky foxes. You win this round.


8/10.

I LOL'd

#42 Faith McCarron

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Posted 13 May 2015 - 08:02 PM

Never forget the curly fries!

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Posted 13 May 2015 - 08:14 PM

View PostFaith McCarron, on 13 May 2015 - 08:02 PM, said:

Never forget the curly fries!
in all fairness, we've switched to mickey D's. Seems more 'Murican than Arbys.

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 01:03 AM

View Postccrider, on 13 May 2015 - 08:14 PM, said:

in all fairness, we've switched to mickey D's. Seems more 'Murican than Arbys.


Hmm, well I am NOT Lovin' it. The curly fries were the only reason I came to Davion space. What do you guys have to offer now?

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 01:27 AM

View PostFaith McCarron, on 14 May 2015 - 01:03 AM, said:


Hmm, well I am NOT Lovin' it. The curly fries were the only reason I came to Davion space. What do you guys have to offer now?


Clowns, LOTS of clowns. in red and yellow.

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Posted 14 May 2015 - 01:47 AM

Yeah, not my thing, sorry.

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:17 AM

View Postsyionide, on 05 May 2015 - 05:43 PM, said:

Read this then
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So you found a road called new avalon and think it is our capital? Wow really smart you are ...

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We sarcasticly clap for you ...

Edited by clownwarlord, 31 May 2015 - 10:18 AM.


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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:12 AM

Wazan was the first step...

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Posted 01 June 2015 - 06:09 AM

and now Chamdo....

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 07:04 AM

Intel reports Davion dropships inbound on Warlock for sometime later today.. Status of Liao defenders there Unknown at this time.

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 07:08 AM

View PostAylward, on 03 June 2015 - 07:04 AM, said:

Intel reports Davion dropships inbound on Warlock for sometime later today.. Status of Liao defenders there Unknown at this time.


Initial thrust by Davion was thwarted on the NA timezone 2.6.3052. 4TCR, PMP, HLGK, 17TH, BIRR, and randoms all had forces on ground.

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 08:41 AM

Drop ships from New Avalon,Robinson and Alegro all at station around Warlock...when they drop only the AFFS command knows

#53 RjBass3

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 08:55 AM

It's Wed Night Warfare tonight, are the Green Butter Knives ready?

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 11:27 AM

Nah, I think we'll attack Phact. :ph34r:

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 12:08 PM

View PostStoneblade, on 03 June 2015 - 11:27 AM, said:

Nah, I think we'll attack Phact. :ph34r:


Let me know how that works out :ph34r:

Edited by stevemac, 03 June 2015 - 12:08 PM.


#56 stevemac

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 01:25 PM

The AFFS are in the middle of cleaning up the damage on warlock. Thank you for leaving your mechs and your supply's for our use.

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 02:10 PM

Don't worry. We'll get it back. Most people have jobs on Wednesday during the middle of the day.

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 02:42 PM

It was 4 12 mans of Euro time zone players they did good

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 04:17 PM

View Poststevemac, on 03 June 2015 - 02:42 PM, said:

It was 4 12 mans of Euro time zone players they did good



"Population"

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 04:28 PM

View PostStoneblade, on 03 June 2015 - 04:17 PM, said:



"Population"
hey now, I did say y'all needed some euro cycle players. :)





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