18 replies to this topic

[Armored Yokai]

We of the Draconis Combine have had enough of the little nibbling coming from the
bald toxic hair-gel fed rats of the federated suns

We are at WAR

k thnx.

P.S you guys are so bald your heads literally shine! hence why your coat of arms involves a sun.

Edited by Armored Yokai, 19 May 2015 - 11:29 PM.

[Javin]

Meh.

[ccrider]

There are no bald Davion pilots. The main ingredient in our vats ensures our pilots all have glorious hair. The hair gel remark is accurate though.

[YaKillinMeSmalls]

I came for the dakka, I stayed because of my naturally luxurious hair. Poor Kuritans are half bald and put the rest up in a top knot in shame and jealousy.

[eSeifer]

No amount of posting or attacking will bring these beaten players to fight.

[Armored Yokai]

YaKillinMeSmalls, on 19 May 2015 - 06:50 PM, said:

I came for the dakka, I stayed because of my naturally luxurious hair. Poor Kuritans are half bald and put the rest up in a top knot in shame and jealousy.

But at least we don't have receding hairlines and the dome of Aleksandr Kerensky
you guys are so bald your heads literally shine! hence why your coat of arms involves a sun.

eSeifer, on 19 May 2015 - 09:34 PM, said:

No amount of posting or attacking will bring these beaten players to fight.

because they are scared of House Kurita
and they are the Easiest to go against out of everyone in the I.S
we will capture their planets over time if the long boring hours of "No-Drop" are reduced
(Cough Cough Spelling error)

Edited by Armored Yokai, 20 May 2015 - 12:13 AM.

[N0ni]

Come on in, i dunno why my unit picked Davion anyway.

We can cosplay as nekos.

[IraqiWalker]

eSeifer, on 19 May 2015 - 09:34 PM, said:

No amount of posting or attacking will bring these beaten players to fight.

What are you doing dressed as a Steiner? Last I checked the basket of failures you belonged to was not part of the LCAF.

[Sparks Murphey]

Ah, jeez, I just went and shaved my head so I could look all cool like the Davions, and now it turns out they are the, what did you call them again Yokai?

Armored Yokai, on 19 May 2015 - 11:26 PM, said:

they are the Eastiest

Right, the Eastiest. I don't wanna be Eastiest, House Steiner is in the WEST!

[Armored Yokai]

Sparks Murphey, on 20 May 2015 - 12:02 AM, said:

Eastiest

thanks for the heads up

[Prince Peter Davion]

228 went Davion. Something is amiss

[ccrider]

Blah,blah,blah. All this talk is boring. Come attack us and we'll show you just how spectacular our hair is. All this crap about bald Davion pilots is very amusing; it appears that Kurita installed their rearview mirrors improperly and are mistaking their reflections for our pilots. The reason we have a sunburst as a symbol is that even the universe recognizes that Davion hair is glorious and shiny like the rising sun. On the other hand, last I checked, dragons have no hair....

[Serevn]

This thread pleases me. Good to know the FedDogs are now hairless dogs.

[KursedVixen]

I hope you barbarians blast yourself to the point where battlmechs are losttech.

[Redjack3]

Right now there is no reward for capturing planets. Just drop on the planet(s) with the most players already on it to quickly get a live match against an enemy team . Factions that lose too many planets will have their contract rewards increased. Factions that capture too many planets will have their contract rewards reduced. In other words, failure is rewarded, and success is punished.

Edited by Redjack3, 25 May 2015 - 03:05 PM.

[UberStuka]

228 went Davion for a free mech bay or 2 nothing more

[KafkaSyrup]

This thread makes me want PGI to go the way of Steam. I want a bad combover toupee or a pompador for my Urbanmech.

[YaKillinMeSmalls]

KafkaSyrup, on 26 May 2015 - 04:13 AM, said:

This thread makes me want PGI to go the way of Steam. I want a bad combover toupee or a pompador for my Urbanmech.

You mean a pompadour for your Centurion.

[RjBass3]

Smalls, you are hereby banned from posting in the Davion forums until you rid yourself of that green parakeet.