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[VorpalAnvil]

Attention purple birds, DERP is on holiday. We require the following:
1- Comely lasses of virtue fair
2-Nutella
3-Those crumbly cookie things that go on ice cream
4-1x keg of 2015 Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Barleywine
5-Brawndo

Listen to soothing music:



Failure to comply with the demands in an orderly fashion will result in house purple birds not being allowed to bask in the glory that is DERP. That is all.




This PSA brought to you by DERP customer service.

Edited by VorpalAnvil, 11 July 2015 - 08:56 AM.

[beaver1776]

Brawndo...it's got what plants crave!

You know what, after looking at your list, I don't think I could argue with a single request...

Edited by beaver1776, 16 July 2015 - 05:25 AM.

[mp00]

Thank you Derp for your time in Marik extra cases of spave bacon are being and jumpships should be in route to your new location very soon

o7

[Duncan1dah0]

mp00, on 21 July 2015 - 02:41 AM, said:

Thank you Derp for your time in Marik extra cases of spave bacon are being and jumpships should be in route to your new location very soon

o7

We still have bacon left? I thought that's why everyone left.