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#21 Ulvar

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Posted 02 August 2015 - 01:48 AM

too much sake..
but the game before that one vs rrb was quite the opposite, i dont take screenshots of every game i win ;)

#22 Alec Braca

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Posted 02 August 2015 - 12:37 PM

View PostCrockdaddy, on 31 July 2015 - 09:51 AM, said:


Infected with THIS!

https://imgur.com/l6CQBOg

So this dude is Hanse Davion. Apparently he started the fourth succession war. *tsk tsk* But while reading I also found out that he started a war with the DC. The DC fought back and stopped his advance, taking some planets he lost to the DC in the 1st Succession war.

Privately, however, he admitted that he had been strategically beaten and showed a genuine respect for Theodore Kurita.

His respect for Theodore Kurita, combined with strategic considerations, lead him to order the Kell Hounds and Wolf's Dragoons to Luthien, capital of the Draconis Combine, to bolster the world's defenses against the Clan assault. The Battle of Luthien ended in defeat for Clan Smoke Jaguar and Clan Nova Cat and saved the command integrity of the DCMS. That it was Hanse that ensured the survival of the Federated Suns' most hated enemy speaks tantamount to his visionary political and strategic acumen.

It sounds like he saved your bacon.

He died of a heart attack the next year.

Edited by Alec Braca, 02 August 2015 - 12:58 PM.


#23 Scoops Kerensky

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Posted 02 August 2015 - 11:16 PM

He actually saved bacon for himself, as his love of burger led to his heart attack.

#24 Ulvar

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Posted 02 August 2015 - 11:49 PM

victor found him, burger still in hand. it was a mc r.i.p.

#25 YaKillinMeSmalls

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Posted 03 August 2015 - 02:03 AM

View PostScoops Kerensky, on 02 August 2015 - 11:16 PM, said:

He actually saved bacon for himself, as his love of burger led to his heart attack.

This is the most common theory, but I disagree. Personally, I think it was the Joker.
Remember in the first movie when he put a binary neurotoxin in various cosmetic products?
There's no surer way to kill a Davion than to poison his shampoo and conditioner.

#26 Alexander Steel

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 06:25 AM

View PostAlec Braca, on 02 August 2015 - 12:37 PM, said:


So this dude is Hanse Davion. Apparently he started the fourth succession war. *tsk tsk* But while reading I also found out that he started a war with the DC. The DC fought back and stopped his advance, taking some planets he lost to the DC in the 1st Succession war.

Privately, however, he admitted that he had been strategically beaten and showed a genuine respect for Theodore Kurita.

His respect for Theodore Kurita, combined with strategic considerations, lead him to order the Kell Hounds and Wolf's Dragoons to Luthien, capital of the Draconis Combine, to bolster the world's defenses against the Clan assault. The Battle of Luthien ended in defeat for Clan Smoke Jaguar and Clan Nova Cat and saved the command integrity of the DCMS. That it was Hanse that ensured the survival of the Federated Suns' most hated enemy speaks tantamount to his visionary political and strategic acumen.

It sounds like he saved your bacon.

He died of a heart attack the next year.


He also was an Elton John fan in his younger years...





#27 Samurai Hanse Davion

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 03:47 PM

View PostAlec Braca, on 02 August 2015 - 12:37 PM, said:

So this dude is Hanse Davion. Apparently he started the fourth succession war. *tsk tsk* But while reading I also found out that he started a war with the DC. The DC fought back and stopped his advance, taking some planets he lost to the DC in the 1st Succession war.

Privately, however, he admitted that he had been strategically beaten and showed a genuine respect for Theodore Kurita.

His respect for Theodore Kurita, combined with strategic considerations, lead him to order the Kell Hounds and Wolf's Dragoons to Luthien, capital of the Draconis Combine, to bolster the world's defenses against the Clan assault. The Battle of Luthien ended in defeat for Clan Smoke Jaguar and Clan Nova Cat and saved the command integrity of the DCMS. That it was Hanse that ensured the survival of the Federated Suns' most hated enemy speaks tantamount to his visionary political and strategic acumen.

It sounds like he saved your bacon.

He died of a heart attack the next year.

Oh?

#28 RjBass3

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 09:54 AM

But but but if he is dead then who is posting as Samurai Hanse Davion? Must be his ghost come back to ummmmmm, hell I don't know but hes back.

#29 Chef Kerensky

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Posted 07 August 2015 - 08:27 AM

A trifle such as death cannot stop the noble warriors of NKVA

#30 MischiefSC

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Posted 07 August 2015 - 09:14 AM

Hanse Davion would never be just a samurai.

If Hanse Davion had been Kurita they would have created the title of Shogundam just for him and he'd have painted the map red with mechs armed only with giant katanas and giant anime style 'Buster' swords.

Then he would have married Romano Liao and given her Steiner as a wedding present.

#31 Kinski Orlawisch

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 07:51 AM

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#32 Chef Kerensky

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 12:58 PM

Why would we try to accomplish a feat we already have?

#33 Kinski Orlawisch

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 01:30 PM

Because you are Forum Warriors Online? Just little Forum Trolls?

#34 ApolloKaras

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 01:43 PM

View PostCrockdaddy, on 30 July 2015 - 11:19 AM, said:

We are coming for you traitors. Dear Coordinator has declared your lives forfeit and Davion worlds will burn this weekend as we pave our way to conquest with the blood of NKVA and Davion innocents. :)


Dem mech bays though.... :(

#35 Vlad Ward

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 02:09 PM

View PostMarc von der Heide, on 08 August 2015 - 01:30 PM, said:

Because you are Forum Warriors Online? Just little Forum Trolls?


edit: nvm hue hue hue

Edited by Vlad Ward, 08 August 2015 - 02:10 PM.


#36 Harvey Batchall Kerensky at Law

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 02:19 PM

View PostMarc von der Heide, on 08 August 2015 - 01:30 PM, said:

Because you are Forum Warriors Online? Just little Forum Trolls?


NKVA requires something to do with left hand while destroying clanners with the right

#37 MischiefSC

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 07:27 PM

View PostMadWOPR, on 08 August 2015 - 02:19 PM, said:


NKVA requires something to do with left hand while destroying clanners with the right


Whatever you want to call that thing you do while watching Sailor Moon, big guy. I'm sure most of NKVA 'destroys clanners' a couple times each day.





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