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[MechWarrior3671771]

Wow Bob, Blue Team is really bringing it to Red. They are up 10-6 already.

Well Vern, more like 6-6, since that sniper lance is still positioning. Lets take a break from the brawling chaos in Delta 4 and check in on those sniper mechs.

There they are, slowly moving into position, I think [yawn]... we should get back... to the main... [nods off]

Back to the main brawl, Bob. And what an intense exchange of fire! Blue is playing very aggressive, although they just lost a mech. Back to you Vern

Wha! [startles awake] that's right Vern, I'm with the sniper lance and they finally moved into a great sniper hide. Wait! I think one is about to poke... nope. Back to you Bob.

Well, Blue has lost another 2 mechs. They are valiantly forcing a holding action, even though they are down to 3 vs 5. Whoops there goes another. Now its 2 vs 5. Where are those snipers Vern?!

They're taking time to line up that perfect shot Bob. I think they are finally about to join the battle, which is a good thing because Blue still has an overall 6-5 advantage. Okay. Looks like one of them found a target to shoot at! He's charging his Gauss.... here we go now!... Nope. Nevermind. Incoming missile warning. He's back behind cover.

That's right Vern. Missiles locked in now as the advance Blue element has been completely wiped out. And here comes the Red light swarm. Did those snipers ever fire a shot?

Vern?

[zzzzzzz]

Edited by Fenrisulvyn, 05 October 2015 - 03:11 PM.

[Nauht]

I just can't hold it in anymore Bob!

I'm not afraid to admit on air. I think I love you Bob.

They say don't fraternize but when we've been commenting on this soap opera so long it's hard not to form feelings.

[Agent 0 Fortune]

I was really hoping for a joke or at least a point by the time I got to the end. I was disappointed.

[Champion of Khorne Lord of Blood]

Agent 0 Fortune, on 05 October 2015 - 05:19 PM, said:

I was really hoping for a joke or at least a point by the time I got to the end. I was disappointed.

Whole match was a joke

[Mystere]

Nauht, on 05 October 2015 - 03:10 PM, said:

I just can't hold it in anymore Bob!

I'm not afraid to admit on air. I think I love you Bob.

They say don't fraternize but when we've been commenting on this soap opera so long it's hard not to form feelings.

[Chuck Jager]

Saw a catapult today with 2 erllas and 2 streak 2 get the highest damage on the loosing team 2 games in a row

He new the best spot to keep hidden and hit whomever to pad his stats. He never seemed to hit the folks who needed to be killed

Oh now I see why W/L counts more than individual numbers

[Jon Gotham]

Agent 0 Fortune, on 05 October 2015 - 05:19 PM, said:

I was really hoping for a joke or at least a point by the time I got to the end. I was disappointed.

The point is both obvious and painful. The single worst feature of MWO, the camper "sniper."

[Chuck Jager]

Got another

Fat heavy breathing middle aged women who drive around a half empty parking lot trying to get a close parking space do more good in the world then fat virgin suburban white boys who hide in video games

[DaZur]

The whole "You play in a manor I don't find redeeming and as such I find you boorish" shtick is pretty well played out around here...

[Troutmonkey]

Allied Dire sitting on the hill near base in Caustic valley.

As we go to engage I call out on VOIP for him to regroup with the others and assist.
The call back in text chat "I'm sniping"

Our team is engaged and not doing great. I die and go to spectate this guy.
He's sitting at 1400m and firing quad Gauss. He does sub 100 damage before they plough our team and kill him easily.

Some people are silly

[KuroNyra]

[JigglyMoobs]

What you need is one sniper, not a lance: