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[Kalimaster]

Sunday I enjoyed an old styled AD&D styled game.

The party had just encountered some orcs, and cleaned the trail with them, except for the mage who was at the mercy of the last orc.

Player: I throw my sword.
GM: Roll
Player: Twenty
GM (Grumbles): Great shot. The sword hits the orc dead on, pinning him to a tree.
Players: Yes!!!
Player: I'm going to get my sword.
GM: You've heard the tale of the sword in the stone haven't you?
Player. Yes.
GM: Now you have the sword in the Orc in the Tree.
Player: ......(expletive deleted).