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#1 Nokadota Aririnkichiri

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 05:54 AM

Deleted can't be bothered.

Edited by Nokadota Aririnkichiri, 06 February 2016 - 06:07 AM.


#2 Piney II

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 05:55 AM

Here we go again...........................

#3 Piney II

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 05:58 AM

I don't dislike it. I find these rant threads amusing at times.

#4 CoffiNail

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:07 AM

I would guess 1/8th of new players actually use these forums... now with Steam, I am guessing that is closer to 1/32 ;)

Ranting and raving is not going to educate the sibkin.

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:22 AM

View PostCoffiNail, on 06 February 2016 - 06:07 AM, said:

I would guess 1/8th of new players actually use these forums... now with Steam, I am guessing that is closer to 1/32 Posted Image

Ranting and raving is not going to educate the sibkin.


The best way to educate teh sibkin is in the tutorial, add a segment about "Game meta". At which point Captain Atlas says, ok scrub, so you want to make your own mech eh? Well, here is a tip! Only use as many lasers as your mech can fit, discard armor, heatsinks, jumpjets, ballistics, missiles and otherwise, for as many lasers as your mech can realistically and unrealistically fit. Now, dont go worrying about all that jazz about overheating, it means almost nothing, your just going to sit there for like 4-5 seconds. Once your up, just fire every weapon you have again, and forget any kind of fire control, since the name of the game is META, and the META calls for laser vomit, all the things!

Now, here is a battlemech specifically designed for the Laser vomit meta, this is the Clan's own Executioner, packing an obscene number of energy hardpoints, you can see the impressive array of energy based weapons it carries.

So, your first test is this, place all the weapons into fire group 1, *he goes on to explain how to do that if we dont already know*

Now, point at the center torso of the sim-mech(An Atlas just to emphasize how powerful the meta is) in front of you and press your primary fire button(LMB).

*Mech vaporizes*

See scrub, now wasnst that impressive!? If you do that in every game, you are sure to be a top notch pilot within a weeks time.

GL and get out there scrub, get out of my face.

Edited by LordKnightFandragon, 06 February 2016 - 06:23 AM.


#6 C E Dwyer

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:32 AM

I find it laughable that a person who has joined the game, after, the steam release is making comments like this.

Been with the game less than two months and knows it all.

OP could yet become the newest forum clown for our amusement

#7 Alistair Winter

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 06:43 AM

I wish I had a good comeback for this.

#8 Monkey Lover

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:18 AM

What he is trying to tell us is if we're at work come back and play when you get home. I will buddy thanks.

#9 CoffiNail

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 09:23 AM

View PostMonkey Lover, on 06 February 2016 - 07:18 AM, said:

What he is trying to tell us is if we're at work come back and play when you get home. I will buddy thanks.

+1
I do think you are right, it is what I remember it saying.

#10 Felbombling

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 09:41 AM

His post lasted a grand total of thirteen minutes before he got fed up with the response... and I missed it. Dammit.

#11 Aresye

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 09:43 AM

Darn it people. Always quote threads like these!

#12 MaximusPayne

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 09:48 AM

View PostAresye, on 06 February 2016 - 09:43 AM, said:

Darn it people. Always quote threads like these!

ikr. Now I really want to read the original post.

#13 Piney II

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 10:10 AM

View PostMaximusPayne, on 06 February 2016 - 09:48 AM, said:

ikr. Now I really want to read the original post.


It was a typical "I'm awesome, but my teams always suck, burn the noobs" post. You didn't miss anything.

#14 rolly

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 10:16 AM

I NEED MORE POPCORN! Double my order!

#15 1Grimbane

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 11:51 AM

View PostAlistair Winter, on 06 February 2016 - 06:43 AM, said:

I wish I had a good comeback for this.

i do and it looks like this

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#16 FupDup

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 11:52 AM

I didn't get here until the post was already edited out. :(

#17 Deathlike

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:02 PM

Ok.

How about...?



I dunno.

Chances are I'll not be playing MWO because of the Super Bowl. I will however be playing something else during the game.

I still don't know what the OP said, but it's fun to make up what he would have said and go from there.

Edited by Deathlike, 06 February 2016 - 12:02 PM.


#18 Nokadota Aririnkichiri

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:10 PM

View PostCathy, on 06 February 2016 - 06:32 AM, said:

I find it laughable that a person who has joined the game, after, the steam release is making comments like this.

Been with the game less than two months and knows it all.

OP could yet become the newest forum clown for our amusement

F... o.. my main is a founder.

Edited by Nokadota Aririnkichiri, 06 February 2016 - 12:10 PM.


#19 Nokadota Aririnkichiri

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:13 PM

View PostDeathlike, on 06 February 2016 - 12:02 PM, said:

Ok.

How about...?



I dunno.

Chances are I'll not be playing MWO because of the Super Bowl. I will however be playing something else during the game.

I still don't know what the OP said, but it's fun to make up what he would have said and go from there.


I was ranting about how many games are lost with ppl that have no idea how to play the game...on a personal lvl i'm battling depression and sometimes lash out then regret it later, thats why i deleted it.

PS: my main is a founder so i know how to play the game.

#20 Soultraxx

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Posted 06 February 2016 - 12:20 PM

I suspect someone said the thread title to the OP.

@OP, if this is true just ignore it. As a new player you arent expected to do well.

Any long term player in your 'new player' tier is down there for a reason - which rather takes away their right to criticise.

Hang in there.


Edit........ignore as the OP was in fact moaning about others

Edited by Soultraxx, 07 February 2016 - 01:42 AM.






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