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[Angus McFife VI]

Guys I have a huge confession to make. I've been really shy to admit it but I finally have the willpower to let it out, and that is that I sexually identify myself as an Aldis Industries Chemjet 185mm Autocannon Class 20.

Ever since I was a kid in school I never understood other children when they didn't like to load themselves up with high caliber ammunition. I would always curl myself up and drill a pipe into my torso just like an AC/20 on a battlemech that I wished to be with. People made fun of me but little did those shitlords know I was packing 185mm. They didn't understand why I would make huge explosion sounds and constantly called me an AC/2, which hurt me greatly. I hope you guys are more tolerant of my sexuality than those privileged little *****.

I want to pound mechs rear hulls with multiple rounds at close range, smashing their rear gyros and making their sensors to haywire.

I want to ride on top of a big, strong and brave Atlas and be together. Be connected, together as one.

I am a Aldis Industries Chemjet Autocannon Class 20 and I am proud

Edited by Dont LRM me please, 11 February 2016 - 07:53 PM.

[Domoneky]

[MarineTech]

[Lily from animove]

your mechsuality is disgusting, get back straight to the omnipotent laserlove.

[Mister Blastman]

[Kalimaster]

My suggestion for you involves a straight jacket.

[Zephonarch II]

Ok, if you feel ashamed as an AC20(chuckles), I'll just make you feel better. it's okay.
...
...I'm an ERPPC kind of guy myself. It was great, hot, and I needed no ammo. Back in the MW3 days I'd purposefully use an Annihilator, hire the best Assaults with the squimish PPC preference I have, and we'd go the max range. Crush waves after waves waves after relentless endless waves of Daishi-Clan pillows on a nice cliff as if they were nothing AT 1000 METERS! LEG THEM ALL! Just leave AC20-Atlases alone limping towards us not even tickling. Like a bunch AC20-Walruses waddling towards us. AC20s. pfht! Cough! Man I hurt myself laughing! REALLY, Just us PPC-dudes! It was the best. We'd be on the edge. 5PPCs in each of our 5 100-tonners. You want to say your ashamed as an AC20? Yeah. You should be. When us PPCs and ERPPCs are done with you, you won't even reach max range against us!

I'd sometimes turn the heat management option off in that, and... let's just say... I made our Novas feel like Super Novas.
It didn't matter that AC20s had the ammo-management option, they could have infinite slugs, and we'd cripple your head component at 1000meters.

Sorry this had to go from a coming-out-of-the-barrel AC20 thread to an anti-balls Peepc bashing.

Cause...
you know...


...cough**


We Peeps are better than you.

But be an AC20. chuckles.
It's fine. chuckles.

Edited by Zephonarch II, 12 February 2016 - 09:12 AM.

[Angus McFife VI]

Zephonarch II, on 12 February 2016 - 09:03 AM, said:

Ok, if you feel ashamed as an AC20(chuckles), I'll just make you feel better. it's okay.
...
...I'm an ERPPC kind of guy myself. It was great, hot, and I needed no ammo. Back in the MW3 days I'd purposefully use an Annihilator, hire the best Assaults with the squimish PPC preference I have, and we'd go the max range. Crush waves after waves waves after relentless endless waves of Daishi-Clan pillows on a nice cliff as if they were nothing AT 1000 METERS! LEG THEM ALL! Just leave AC20-Atlases alone limping towards us not even tickling. Like a bunch AC20-Walruses waddling towards us. AC20s. pfht! Cough! Man I hurt myself laughing! REALLY, Just us PPC-dudes! It was the best. We'd be on the edge. 5PPCs in each of our 5 100-tonners. You want to say your ashamed as an AC20? Yeah. You should be. When us PPCs and ERPPCs are done with you, you won't even reach max range against us!

I'd sometimes turn the heat management option off in that, and... let's just say... I made our Novas feel like Super Novas.
It didn't matter that AC20s had the ammo-management option, they could have infinite slugs, and we'd cripple your head component at 1000meters.

Sorry this had to go from a coming-out-of-the-barrel AC20 thread to an anti-balls Peepc bashing.

Cause...
you know...


...cough**


We Peeps are better than you.

But be an AC20. chuckles.
It's fine. chuckles.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little **** weapon? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my autocannon class in the FedCom armed forces, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Liao, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in brawling warfare and I’m the top brawler in the entire FedCom armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ghostheat *****. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this galaxy, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the HPG? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Atali across the FedCom and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ghostheater. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your weapon. You’re ******* dead, PPC. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my barrel. Not only am I extensively trained in unloaded combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Federated Commonwealth Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the Inner Sphere, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* override button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nerfbat victim. I will **** 185mm all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

[ExoForce]

I am reading this thread and trying to think about it...

Spoiler

Edited by ExoForce, 13 February 2016 - 12:20 AM.

[B0oN]

To each his own, I guess .
While I applaud your brave coming out, I find your specialisation highly disturbing as it leaves your mechsuality too vulnerable on many other flanks, let alone distances .

Love all the guns