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Patch Notes - 1.4.59.20Xx - 1-Apr-2016


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#41 Tarogato

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:31 AM

View PostgaIaxor, on 01 April 2016 - 11:07 AM, said:

I can't download the patch. I even did a fresh installation of Windows Vista and still no patch. :/


I think they missed it in the patch notes, just like they did with the force 64bit client thing. The patcher is now only supported on OS X.

#42 Sniper09121986

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:33 AM

View PostFupDup, on 01 April 2016 - 10:39 AM, said:

Advanced Imaging and Police Urbie Hero are things that shouldn't be April Fool's jokes...

View PostModo44, on 01 April 2016 - 10:41 AM, said:

Putting Enhanced Imaging into April Fool's patch notes shows just how much you care, PGI. Thanks for sparing me the rest of that read.


But... but... I really tried. I did my research and put together my ideas for Enhanced Imaging a long time ago right here: http://mwomercs.com/...hanced-imaging/ And I also had an idea of implementing protomechs/battle armor/tanks via 3D mobile mini-game like BF4. Tell me it was not in vain Posted Image

View PostBud Crue, on 01 April 2016 - 10:55 AM, said:


I white knight a lot, so in support of PGI, MWO and all that it is and that I hope it to be: I read every word.
For that Herculean effort, you owe me big time PGI. Now Give me my damn saved dropdecks screen. Have I not suffered enough for it?


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View PostRick Windwalker, on 01 April 2016 - 10:58 AM, said:

Can´t wait to dowload this great patch :-)

Only thing i have to complain about is that the new mech makes no sense without an ingame jail (or even a whole jail-planet...).
Please think about that pgi! Or shall we mass-twitter Russ about that? ;-)

cya on the Battlefields
Rick out


I do not claim to speak for the Spheroids, but we have just the thing: http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Prinz_Eugen

View PostRinkata Kimiku, on 01 April 2016 - 10:59 AM, said:

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YES, PLEASE!!! Posted Image


Seems legit, by the way. Make a reactor explosion due to overheat or crit when put on manual override, otherwise normal death. With proper blast parameters - why not?

#43 SgtMagor

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:33 AM

endless nothingness, sounds like a kewl new feature, bring on the Void!

#44 Napoleon_Blownapart

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:33 AM

i guess reading this was the weekend event.

#45 Podex

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:35 AM

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

New Cockpit Items


• Twerking Urbie (Standing Item)




Yes, please.

#46 Kael Posavatz

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:36 AM

Also, that Alt+F4 thing wasn't funny.

I'm seeing a lot of people disconnecting.

#47 Rinkata Prime

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:50 AM

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• 'Mech that are destroyed via overheating now explode violently, heavily damaging everything within a 300m radius.


View PostSniper09121986, on 01 April 2016 - 11:33 AM, said:

Seems legit, by the way. Make a reactor explosion due to overheat or crit when put on manual override, otherwise normal death. With proper blast parameters - why not?

Sure thing! It'll be N01ce!!!

MY 10 ERPPC DIRE WILL BE TRUE DEVASTATING, HELL YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!

#48 Tristan Winter

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:52 AM

View PostFupDup, on 01 April 2016 - 10:39 AM, said:

Advanced Imaging and Police Urbie Hero are things that shouldn't be April Fool's jokes...

Advanced? C'mon, son!

#49 Cy Mitchell

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 11:55 AM

At least try to give us a decent sale for the weekend.

#50 capt hungry

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:00 PM

We SERIOUSLY need an orbital bombardment module!

Imagine the LOLs!!

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#51 SkavenDC

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:01 PM

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

New Module

Move Left

When equipped, the new Move Left Module gives players the ability to:

• Move left

Without this Module equipped your 'Mech will only be capable of moving either in a straight line or to the right. This Module will surely be an absolute must-have advantage in any battle!


Complete waste of money. Three right will make a left.

Edited by SkavenDC, 01 April 2016 - 12:02 PM.


#52 pacifica812

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:03 PM

:)

The void is the map that B33f had stumbled upon accidentally in that video ... :)

#53 DaFrog

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:07 PM

best april fool's would have been a patch that fixes everything ...

#54 Groutknoll

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:11 PM

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

Upcoming Patch - Friday, April 1st @ 11:59PM PDT Patch Number: 1.4.59.20XX Patch Size: 36 GB Greetings MechWarriors,

'Mech Fixes and Changes

• Executioner (all variants): Now known as the Koala.
• Executioner (all variants): Now powered by copious amounts of eucalyptus leaves.


Twilight's mission has succeeded! Only 10mos and the change has happened!
http://mwomercs.com/...ar/page__st__80

Just too bad PGI did not get the 1M textures ready for this patch, Lordred will have to wait a bit longer for them. 4k texture are so last year ... Posted Image

Edited by Groutknoll, 01 April 2016 - 12:14 PM.


#55 Rizzwind

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:14 PM

View PostMarack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 01 April 2016 - 11:38 AM, said:

PGI.... making an April Fools urbie is old. Next time do it with Scorpion so Juodas loses his ****.


I was thinking the same thing. Would have been funny as hell.

#56 Smoked

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:17 PM

View Postsycocys, on 01 April 2016 - 10:50 AM, said:

Someone actually spent time on this?

It does explain a lot of things. This post has met my expectations Posted Image.

View PostAlisonH, on 01 April 2016 - 10:45 AM, said:

B-but what if I want a Police Urbie?

I'd pay $50 for a police urbie with working lights.

Wouldn't pay $50 but would buy a police Hero urbie. And a Nascar Hero Urbie as well.

Edited by Smoked, 01 April 2016 - 12:18 PM.


#57 Twilight Fenrir

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:21 PM

All thise side effects, and NOT erectile disfunction? I'm suspicious that these patch notes might be an elaborate April fools joke...

Also, how come there's no video of the new map? I wanna watch Bombadil play on it for half an hour like usual!

Edited by Twilight Fenrir, 01 April 2016 - 12:22 PM.


#58 Myray

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:22 PM

so i guess we get next year in april the UM-PP and the twerking urbi cockpit item?

#59 gaIaxor

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:27 PM

View Postdario03, on 01 April 2016 - 11:15 AM, said:

Man some of you guys are bitter today...



You need Windows Me running on a hacked Sega Dreamcast.


I tried it and it still doesn't download the patch. :/

#60 avenger cannon

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 12:30 PM

You guys seriously are wasting time on stupid **** like this ? :|





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