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Say Something Nice About Russ

Started by Bespoke Cheese Cake, Apr 30 2016 03:23 AM

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#1 Bespoke Cheese Cake

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 03:23 AM

Ok here is your thread for Russ loving. you can post anything you like about Russ so long as it is something nice, i.e. Russ has nice eyes.

Edited by Bespoke Cheese Cake, 30 April 2016 - 03:23 AM.

#2 S 0 L E N Y A

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 03:24 AM

Russ once knocked out ten grown men in a single blow
Or was it that he once.. no that is correct.

Edited by Boogie138, 30 April 2016 - 03:25 AM.

#3 Bespoke Cheese Cake

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 03:27 AM

Russ does not drive a prius.

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 03:29 AM

Russ Bullock once lead a force of 299 other men against an entire army of Persians.

#5 Bespoke Cheese Cake

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 03:42 AM

I hear Russ cooked a really good cake once.

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 03:50 AM

I heard Russ uses the following pickup line to great effect:
"Is your name fixing Faction Warfare? Because I'm not doing you, but I should be."

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 03:58 AM

Russ likes puppies.

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 05:54 AM

Russ can cook Minute Rice in 58 seconds.

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 07:50 PM

Though Russ is Canadian, he is not Ted Cruz

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 08:28 PM

Russ is great asset to Mechwarrior Online's competition.

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Posted 30 April 2016 - 10:59 PM

He's not Paul.

That's a nice thing, right?

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 05:16 PM

In 1972, Russ was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. Russ promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Russ.

#13 Bespoke Cheese Cake

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 11:45 PM

Russ condemns songs made by Justin Beiber after he urinated on his fans.

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 06:21 PM

Russ earned the Deathstar title achievement in a 1 on 1 duel.

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 10:18 PM

Russ defeated Chuck Norris in a bar fight by ripping Chuck's chest hair out with BBQ tongs.

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 11:45 PM

Russ once wrestled a moose to the ground with his bear hands.

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 05:13 AM

Russesesesesesese full name is Leman Russ

Edited by Sky Mercury, 04 May 2016 - 05:16 AM.

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 06:45 AM

i cant hate russ,hes canadian ffs

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Posted 05 May 2016 - 03:41 AM

Russ can smell a mediocre player from up to ten miles away.

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 04:00 AM

Russ once saved Bespoke Cheese Cake's life.

The two were camping and Bespoke was bitten by a venemous snake. Russ did not hesistate to suck the poison out.

Please do not ask where the snake bite was
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