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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 05 May 2016 - 06:37 AM

Yesterday I was in a store making a purchase, and the clerk said a little something about "Zombies". After I mentioned that nobody has ever seen a zombie the clerk said, "What do you man? I see them all the time" and then proceeded to mimic someone texting on their phone.

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 11:10 PM

lol

Heard a new joke the other day that's related:

If a zombie outbreak occurs in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?





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