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Things You Can Say About Your Mech, But Not Your Girlfriend.


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#1 Domoneky

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Posted 27 June 2016 - 10:22 AM

I've been watching alot of "Whose Line is it anyway?" recently and I thought this would make for a hilarious forum game. I'll start!

-AHEM-

"If it were a few C-Bills less...Might be worth it."

#2 MarineTech

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Posted 27 June 2016 - 10:35 AM

She's getting a little loose in the rear-end, but she gives better than she gets.

#3 XxXAbsolutZeroXxX

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Posted 27 June 2016 - 11:00 AM

She's a vulpix on urban streets, a nine tails on ice sheets.

#4 Domoneky

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Posted 27 June 2016 - 11:05 AM

I got some space left over.

#5 Casval Lofbrook

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Posted 27 June 2016 - 11:43 PM

"Yah, shes great at taking assaults. I usually just charge in, give her hell, and keep twisting till her center torso gives out."

#6 Casval Lofbrook

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Posted 27 June 2016 - 11:59 PM

"Sure, she aint the best, but i love that big ol' gargoyle."

#7 GonaDie

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 01:09 AM

I have one.

#8 SnagaDance

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 01:34 AM

She's got great hitboxes!

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 06:11 AM

"She's not great at frontal assaults but she knows how to take it from behind."

"She weighs more than a beached whale but can be surprisingly graceful and nimble when she needs to be."

"She overheats when I get too crazy but all systems are nominal if I pace myself & refrain from blowing my load prematurely."

"She is capable of unloading a projectile barrage to the face that will literally knock someone off their feet."

Edited by I Zeratul I, 28 June 2016 - 06:23 AM.


#10 Domoneky

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 08:13 AM

Uh....I didnt equip this...

#11 Casval Lofbrook

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 09:18 AM

"Man, if only her side torso hardpoints were higher."

"I wanted to try putting an xl in her, but didnt have the space."

#12 Casval Lofbrook

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 09:21 AM

"At least she can use masc, otherwise id never get a load off."

#13 Domoneky

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 10:27 AM

Sure she's high maintenance...but she's worth it!

#14 Atlai

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 11:54 AM

If you're trying to put your XL engine in and it just won't fit from the front, spin her around and try from the back.

#15 Lily from animove

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 12:36 PM

fatlass vs fatass, one makes you makes you boss sayign the other makes you get hit by a long tom

Edited by Lily from animove, 28 June 2016 - 12:36 PM.


#16 MadcatX

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Posted 28 June 2016 - 08:32 PM

I've enjoyed our time together but I really want to try that new one for a trial.

#17 El Bandito

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Posted 29 June 2016 - 03:22 AM

-I'm gonna have to ride two others before I upgrade my relationship with her. Posted Image

-I so regret spending money on her.

-She is a slow piece of ****.

Edited by El Bandito, 29 June 2016 - 03:27 AM.


#18 DreadDevil

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Posted 29 June 2016 - 03:34 PM

she heats up when its nice, cools down when done firing, and she really know how to move when she needs to.

#19 Domoneky

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Posted 29 June 2016 - 03:41 PM

We're gonna need some Heavy Lift gear

#20 Casval Lofbrook

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Posted 30 June 2016 - 01:16 AM

"Man, that front loaded splash damage really heats her up!"





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