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#1 BabyCakes666

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Posted 10 July 2016 - 11:49 PM

it was a 12man vs a pug team you can guess who was on the PUG team >_>

the B33f was playing the first time iv ever seen him play

so i went for broke annnnnnnnnnnd failed :[




#2 Brizna

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Posted 10 July 2016 - 11:59 PM

Well I know it is said that you can't hit lolcust now because they are too small and fast but that should not be taken literally :P
If one drives a locust in the midst of the enemy team in a flatish open area lolcust average life expectancy drops dramatically.
What I am geting at is that a locust isn't made to try and destroy 100 toner that is properly positioned and escorted by friendlies. Which probably explains why the B33f needed a long time to realize he was being poked in the back.

PS: Machineguns and lolcusts do not mix well, MGs require too much face time something lolcusts don't like to do. Stick to small energy weapons and SRMs in those variants not blessed by the god of Spulse boating, had you been sporting 6xEnergy and with good aim you may actually have succeeded in bringing him down.

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:04 AM

View PostBrizna, on 10 July 2016 - 11:59 PM, said:

Well I know it is said that you can't hit lolcust now because they are too small and fast but that should not be taken literally Posted Image
If one drives a locust in the midst of the enemy team in a flatish open area lolcust average life expectancy drops dramatically.
What I am geting at is that a locust isn't made to try and destroy 100 toner that is properly positioned and escorted by friendlies. Which probably explains why the B33f needed a long time to realize he was being poked in the back.

PS: Machineguns and lolcusts do not mix well, MGs require too much face time something lolcusts don't like to do. Stick to small energy weapons and SRMs in those variants not blessed by the god of Spulse boating, had you been sporting 6xEnergy and with good aim you may actually have succeeded in bringing him down.


U SO serious...

Y U SO Serious?

#4 jjm1

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:06 AM

You will have to shed a few octaves before you can really be The B33F babycakes.

#5 BabyCakes666

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:06 AM

View PostBrizna, on 10 July 2016 - 11:59 PM, said:

Well I know it is said that you can't hit lolcust now because they are too small and fast but that should not be taken literally Posted Image
If one drives a locust in the midst of the enemy team in a flatish open area lolcust average life expectancy drops dramatically.
What I am geting at is that a locust isn't made to try and destroy 100 toner that is properly positioned and escorted by friendlies. Which probably explains why the B33f needed a long time to realize he was being poked in the back.

PS: Machineguns and lolcusts do not mix well, MGs require too much face time something lolcusts don't like to do. Stick to small energy weapons and SRMs in those variants not blessed by the god of Spulse boating, had you been sporting 6xEnergy and with good aim you may actually have succeeded in bringing him down.


next time ill bring SEAL CLUBBER

my splatapult :D

#6 kesmai

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:20 AM

Nope.
There can only be one.

#7 BabyCakes666

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:21 AM

View PostARP Haruna, on 11 July 2016 - 12:20 AM, said:

Nope.
There can only be one.


if i kill him i will become him

such is life

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:24 AM

View PostBabyCakes666, on 11 July 2016 - 12:21 AM, said:


if i kill him i will become him

such is life


Highlander rules I see

#9 kesmai

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:26 AM

Homicide isn't a solution.
Maybe change your name to babybeef666?

#10 Thorn Hallis

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:27 AM

Bud Bundy rules

#11 Lily from animove

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 12:38 AM

stay original, stay a cake.

#12 BabyCakes666

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 01:01 AM

View PostLily from animove, on 11 July 2016 - 12:38 AM, said:

stay original, stay a cake.


B33FCAKE!! :D

#13 RePlayBoy101

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 01:10 AM

becouse of people like u we lose matches... just becoue u want to kill that one guy

#14 Lily from animove

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 01:15 AM

I googled the term Beefcake and saw form taste until horrible.

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 02:46 AM

View Postjjm1, on 11 July 2016 - 12:06 AM, said:

You will have to shed a few octaves before you can really be The B33F babycakes.


"HON-HON-HON!!"

#16 BabyCakes666

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 02:51 AM

View PostSnagaDance, on 11 July 2016 - 02:46 AM, said:


"HON-HON-HON!!"


i dont get this meme D:

#17 vocifer

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 03:02 AM

View PostBabyCakes666, on 11 July 2016 - 02:51 AM, said:


i dont get this meme D:

https://youtu.be/UJT..._9MiGydGU&t=280

#18 Black Fish

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 03:47 AM

I would have done the same and not regret it.

#19 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 03:50 AM

View PostBabyCakes666, on 10 July 2016 - 11:49 PM, said:

it was a 12man vs a pug team you can guess who was on the PUG team >_>

the B33f was playing the first time iv ever seen him play

so i went for broke annnnnnnnnnnd failed :[




https://m.youtube.co...h?v=fLrpBLDWyCI

#20 BabyCakes666

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 04:07 AM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 11 July 2016 - 03:50 AM, said:



XD





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