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[MarineTech]

Of course you do.

Everybody likes birds.

Even monkeys.

[BabyCakes666]

MarineTech, on 19 August 2016 - 02:29 AM, said:

Of course you do.

Everybody likes birds.

Even monkeys.

OMFG

i love that monky

XD

[MarineTech]

Come to K-Town more often then.

Birds and monkeys are great pals there.

[Widowmaker1981]

Be more entertaining with less fake death star.

not much though, your taste in music is appalling.

[BabyCakes666]

Widowmaker1981, on 19 August 2016 - 04:26 PM, said:

Be more entertaining with less fake death star.

not much though, your taste in music is appalling.

i got 24 kills that mach thats 2 death stars

dem pug were out tonight

[MarineTech]

2 Death Stars?

That's just too many.

[Nightmare1]

BabyCakes666, on 17 August 2016 - 10:06 AM, said:

post stuff abut your seal clubbing adventures

like im not the only one that has a story to tell/show :/

Okay, here's one of my favorites then:

A couple years ago, I took a club and went out to the rocky shores where the seals hang out. Me and some buddies had heard that seal clubbing was a lot of fun, and that the pelts sold well, so we figured we'd have fun making money, thus killing two birds with one stone. After clubbing a bunch to death, we had decided that it really wasn't as much fun as we had been led to believe. It was fairly messy, with a lot of splatter landing on your clothes, and the silly things were so loud!

Anyways, on or about the second day, PETA showed up to protest. They had their signs and were screaming about animal rights and stuff. Here's where it got to be pretty entertaining too! A couple of the PETA protesters ran up to some of the larger, more aggressive male seals we had been avoiding and threw themselves around their necks, hugging them tightly. I guess they figured that the display of affection would discourage us from clubbing the things, or that perhaps by interjecting their bodies between us and the seals, we would avoid them for fear of injuring humans. Anyhow, they didn't know much about seals, so they didn't realize how aggressive and strong male seals can be.

Before you could say, "Gee Whittakers!", the seals had punted them out into the water, soaking them to the bone. They didn't stop there though, and began chasing the PETA protesters down the beach. It was a sight to see! The PETA people were running flat out, screaming for someone to save them from the seals, while the seals loped along behind them, "arfing!" the whole time.

That's when the irony struck. About that time, a Killer Whale slid up on the beach, nabbed a seal, and then slid back into the water, as is their wont (not making this up - check out the Discovery Channel!). The other seal broke off and ran from the water's edge, while the PETA people just collapsed where they were standing and panted hard. I even heard one of them say, "Thank God that seal is dead!" It's funny how fear can change someone's point of view on something.

Anyways, me and my buddy turned in the seal pelts that we had collected. Turns out, you can't make much off of them if you club the seal to death since it ruins the pelt. The payout was so low and the hunt such a hassle that I don't think we'll be doing that again anytime soon. I never did find out what happened to the PETA people, but I heard those specific ones got booted out of the organization for being relieved that a Killer Whale had eaten a seal. Apparently, it conflicted with their "All lives are sacred," mantra or something.

Now they're camped down by the water protesting Killer Whales...

[Atlai]

I thought this would be a thread about going to clubs and partying, and I got excited.

This is.... not what I was expecting.