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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 10 October 2016 - 09:14 AM

If you are employed, work for, or own a business where a monster or other genetic creation is kept, remember these simple rules.

1. Do not hire from the bottom of the employee roster. Yes the employee may be expendable, but do you really want to take the chance that he will forget to lock the cage door.

2. Do not allow anyone with a cheer leader girl friend to work with the monster. He may want to show off the latest thing and open the cage door. Yes she will be a quick lunch, but then it's out and headed for marketing.

3. If the cage door is open and you see a sign hanging from it that reads "Out to Lunch", find a new job. Fast!

4. If you can't find the monster in the cage. don't open the door. Even if your best buddy is curious enough to walk into the area the creature lives to see if it really is still in there or to figure out how it got out, shut the freaking door. He just bought you 5 seconds by his own error. You can always find another best buddy.

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Posted 10 October 2016 - 03:52 PM

And always remember to keep the cage inside a double-shielded glass room with incinerator nozzles extending from both the ceiling and floor connected to a red panic button both the inside and outside the room for "extreme" situations ;)

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Posted 10 October 2016 - 04:16 PM

View PostLone Wanderer, on 10 October 2016 - 03:52 PM, said:

And always remember to keep the cage inside a double-shielded glass room with incinerator nozzles extending from both the ceiling and floor connected to a red panic button both the inside and outside the room for "extreme" situations Posted Image


Reminds me of Alien Resurrection.

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Posted 10 October 2016 - 06:33 PM

View PostI Zeratul I, on 10 October 2016 - 04:16 PM, said:


Reminds me of Alien Resurrection.


It's been so long since I've seen that, that I've forgotten that scene!
Well, good enough reason to watch it again ;)

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:43 PM

There are several good horror movies out there. Three of my favorites are:
Aliens
Fright Night (original)
The Thing (original John Carpenters release)

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 04:07 PM

View PostKalimaster, on 11 October 2016 - 01:43 PM, said:

There are several good horror movies out there. Three of my favorites are:
Aliens
Fright Night (original)
The Thing (original John Carpenters release)

I liked Fright Night a lot but I haven't seen it in years.
I agree with Aliens and the The Thing for sure. I've seen Aliens probably 50 times and The Thing is one of the ones I watch every year. Love that one the most for its Lovecraftian ties :)

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Posted 16 October 2016 - 12:51 AM

View PostMarack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 11 October 2016 - 01:53 PM, said:

We don't speak of that embarrassment. Easily one of the worst movies ever.


I like some of the things they did with resurrection.

The guy in the wheelchair for one.

The merc with pistols concealed up his sleeves.

I need to rewatch it sometime to figure out if it was ok, or if I overrated it in the blur of my adolescent stupor.





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