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[Trevnor]

It's a Pirate Phatlas! Must be, otherwise why rotten teeth encased in gold? All it needs is it's eye patch and we're good.

[Demon Stalker]

Pirates say Yarr and drink rum.

Vikings yell battlecries and drink mead.

The 'Borg.... yeah, we still yell battlecries and drink mead... but we do it with a 100 tons of weapons 8)

[Watchit]

I'd totally buy a grill for my atlas... if I had an atlas...

[Damon Howe]

...does someone smell something burning? or is it just me?

[StalaggtIKE]

For those who do not know of the technoviking:

Spoiler

[StalaggtIKE]

Watchit, on 26 April 2013 - 12:38 PM, said:

I'd totally buy a grill for my atlas... if I had an atlas...

I've got 4. Want an Atlas-K?



I promise, it's good.

Edited by StalaggtIKE, 29 April 2013 - 12:25 PM.

[Damon Howe]

Well, looks like Trondheim has some new news series going on....wonder what that's about....

[Abivard]

Stock up on mead now!

[Trevnor]

What was this thread about again? Something about recruitment, right? I don't even know anymore....


Right! So yeah, come on down, join up, get your mead ration, get into a bar fight, and then drink some more mead!

[Damon Howe]

Trev, this was originally an Alcoholics Anonymous thread...way to go man, you just screwed half our membership. And they were doing so well too on the mead rations...

[Watchit]

Why is the MEAD gone?!

[AlexEss]

It would seem some pirates took offence to our mead shipment and then challenged us to a game of backgammon...

But since that is not the how the wall does it we countered with a horned atlas. They did not like that.

Crazy pirates.

[Condoom]

Gendou, on 23 June 2012 - 01:35 PM, said:

I would like to get this mech, as part my trophy collection...

[Trevnor]

I see..... well, moving on

Come, drink up your mead and sing with me!

"Viking Men"
To the song "Jingle Bells" (holiday traditional)
Lyrics by an unknown author

Dashing through the town, our firebrands burning bright,
Striking foemen down. Setting things alight,
Swords on axes ring, Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to laugh and sing a SLAYING song tonight!

We're Viking men, Viking men, plundering your shore.
Another dragon ship sails in dispatching twenty more.
We're Viking men, Viking men, axes red with gore.
Shouting out our battle cries and singing praise to Thor.

See your harbor fair, filled with our dragon ships
See men with flame-red hair, and foam on bearded lips
We come at break of day, to depredate your land,
And then when we have gone away no unburnt building stands.

We're Viking men, Viking men, plundering your shore.
Another dragon ship sails in dispatching fourty more.
We're Viking men, Viking men, axes red with gore.
Shouting out our battle cries and singing praise to Thor.

We're carrying away whatever we admire
Your forces to delay, we've set the rest on fire.
With you we've had our will and varied was your cost
We sacked the convent on the hill and more than gold was lost.

We're Viking men, Viking men, plundering your shore.
Another dragon ship sails in dispatching eighty more.
We're Viking men, Viking men, axes red with gore.
Shouting out our battle cries and singing praise to Thor.

There is one simple way to keep us from your shore
If you'll but Danegald pay, we'll be your friends once more.
This act you will no rue, you'll have no cause to fear
Until the next installment's due when we come back next year.

We're Viking men. Viking men, plundering your shore
A fleet of dragon ships sail in dispatching thousands more.
We're Viking men. Viking men, axes red with gore.
Shouting out our battle cries and singing praise to Thor.

[Trevnor]

It's quiet... too quiet.

[StalaggtIKE]

Just another day in the Rasalhague.