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[Orcinus]

No.

[Pugsley]

Aww...

[Pugsley]

very bottom of the first page? Unacceptable!

I don't know if any official decisions have been made about whether awesome viking facial hair will be mandatory or not, but for those who are unable to grow a proper beard, we will be handing out prosthesis.



Other colors and styles are available!

Edited by Pugsley, 22 July 2012 - 09:49 AM.

[Zaius Ex]

Must resist urge to buy.....

[00dlez]

Pugsley, on 21 July 2012 - 04:32 PM, said:

Oh man that's harsh. Can I have his wench ration for this week?

Wench rations are 1/2 per week, so find a buddy to share or save up for next week

[Red squirrel]

My beard wants to join the Sklaldborg but my heart is not willing to give up the FRR alignment. (Where is the smiley with the beard?)

[Pugsley]

Buddy up huh?

[Damon Howe]

Recruitment is still open for those looking for a good time! No this ain't your normal 1-900 hotline, it's enhanced with mead, shields and Viking awesomeness!

And ladies! We have ladies here too! Be very aware though, some of the ladies are warriors too, so watch who you hit on!

[Pugsley]

Red squirrel, on 22 July 2012 - 12:19 PM, said:

My beard wants to join the Sklaldborg but my heart is not willing to give up the FRR alignment. (Where is the smiley with the beard?)

Fear not! For while on paper we may be mercenary scum, doing other people's dirty work for a few c-bills, in reality we are glorious defenders of the Republic, and would rather be wiped out than see Rasalhague fall. In the past we have forgone payment in order to ensure the safety of our fellow vikings, and we are one of the few mercenary commands tolerated by Rasalhague. If you ride with us, you will not wear the uniform of a Rasalhague regular, but you will wear a uniform that the citizens of the FRR have come to rely on just as much, the uniform of the Shieldwall!

Join the Skaldborg! fight and die gloriously, as wave upon wave of snakes and clanners smash impotently against our ranks, as the great scout lances of House Steiner stumble and falter against our unwavering ferocity! Join us, and fight alongside some of the greatest warriors in the Inner Sphere, for a cause that is just, for pay that is adequate, for mead that is warm, and wenches that are soft! Plus we have better dental!

[Trevnor]

Basically, it's join the FRR, or join the FRR and the Skjaldborg.

[Dihm]

We've evened out pretty well in our role distribution now, our recon pilots have filled in nicely!

[ChargerIIC]

Pugsley, on 22 July 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

Join the Skaldborg! fight and die gloriously, as wave upon wave of snakes and clanners smash impotently against our ranks, as the great scout lances of House Steiner stumble and falter against our unwavering ferocity! Join us, and fight alongside some of the greatest warriors in the Inner Sphere, for a cause that is just, for pay that is adequate, for mead that is warm, and wenches that are soft! Plus we have better dental!

I'm totally an advocate of you dying gloriously, especially if the laser that kills you was meant for me.

[Pugsley]

And holy crap there have been a lot of applications in the last week. So with 140ish mechwarriors, that's right at about 9% of the entire FRR's mech force. So by the time the game goes open Beta, we should be able to field enough members to be at least at 10% of what the FRR can field mechwise. And we are but a single mercenary corp. I think that's pretty damn impressive. We could take over and garrison several pirate or periphery kingdoms should we desire.

Edit: huuurp a derp

Edited by Pugsley, 23 July 2012 - 06:54 PM.

[Anika]

Damon Howe, on 21 July 2012 - 04:01 PM, said:

No mead for a week. Or wenches.

Aww man! *Goes sulking out of the longhouse*

[Trevnor]

Pugsley, on 23 July 2012 - 04:59 PM, said:

And holy crap there have been a lot of applications in the last week. So with 140ish mechwarriors, that's right at about 9% of the entire FRR's mech force. So by the time the game goes open Beta, we should be able to field enough members to be at least at 10% of what the FRR can field mechwise. And we are but a single mercenary corp. I think that's pretty damn impressive. We could take over and garrison several pirate or periphery kingdoms should we desire.

There's that, or we could just start heading out past the periphery and destroy whatever we find.

[Sheogoraath]

Lt Trevnor, on 24 July 2012 - 04:28 AM, said:

There's that, or we could just start heading out past the periphery and destroy whatever we find.

just in case there's stuff out there...like, people or something. <cough>

[Trevnor]

Sheogoraath, on 24 July 2012 - 06:21 AM, said:

just in case there's stuff out there...like, people or something. <cough>

Yeah, exactly!

[MyrskyArkkoni]

Avast! Hoist ye Jolly Mjolnir. There be salvage to be had in the sea of stars.

[belakor502]

I tell you we will conquer worlds upon worlds and grow stronger and the stronger we get the more people will want to join us until 80% of the MWO will be in the Skjaldborg. Then the Devs will have to make a new game because the whole Innersphere would be under Skjaldborg command and there will be nobody to fight anymore. Or at least thats what the Star League Calendar Prophecies say will happen in December 3052

Edited by belakor502, 24 July 2012 - 07:50 AM.

[Damion Sparhawk]

Lt Trevnor, on 24 July 2012 - 04:28 AM, said:

There's that, or we could just start heading out past the periphery and destroy whatever we find.

Sheogoraath, on 24 July 2012 - 06:21 AM, said:

just in case there's stuff out there...like, people or something. <cough>

Lt Trevnor, on 24 July 2012 - 06:22 AM, said:

Yeah, exactly!

ISN News Flash Thu, March 22 3050: Everything is peaceful in the inner sphere for once, and yet, out in the periphery a lone mercenary unit encounters a strange new force among the pirates, persuing some bizarre wild hair for no profit or known reason. After an epic battle of many days these 'clanners' discovered a new respect for these freebirth mercs and decided to invade Kuritan space, leaving Rasalhague unscathed.

Edited by Damion Sparhawk, 24 July 2012 - 09:55 AM.