Things I'm allowed to do in the FRR
Posted 15 February 2012 - 06:44 PM
In the FRR, I'm allowed to....
-Drink as much mead as my mech weighs...so long as I refill the stock later.
-Paint my mech with an 'unamused' face where it's head is.
-Stream awesome anime to my enemies, then watch the explosions when we rain missiles on
-Fire my PPC into the water and call it "fishing".
-Pilot an urbanmech.
Won't take all the glory, fill'er up!
Posted 15 February 2012 - 06:52 PM
Mount an axe on ANYTHING
Walk around in a loinclotch and furs (hey, it's the trendy thing when it's snowing outside)
Posted 15 February 2012 - 06:58 PM
-Replace the head tech's wrenches with wenches
-Take fly agaric before battle as long as there are no friendly fire incidents
-Leave a bucket of water in my cockpit so that my mech can double as a sauna during long patrols
Posted 15 February 2012 - 09:39 PM
-Run an ammunition heavy weapons config without a CASE because it makes it -that- much more of a warrior's death
-Celebrate everyday as if it were St. Patty's
-Bellow incoherently as I'm dropping it in, because its not a real battle unless you start it with a battlecry
-Grow a beard that would make Santa Claus himself envious
Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:18 AM
See the Combine run before our axes,
Hear the lamentation of their women (that's all of them).
Posted 16 February 2012 - 09:42 AM
Posted 16 February 2012 - 11:05 AM
-Rename all "Bars" in conquered territories "Meadhalls" and have them redecorated appropriately.
-Keep my blood alcohol level at only twice the legal driving limit... at all times... without fail
-Consider breweries more valuable defence targets than fuel depots
-Convert all surviving fuel depots into breweries
-Kill Dracs in excessively violent fashion
-Kill all other enemies in the same fashion
Posted 16 February 2012 - 11:17 AM
Posted 16 February 2012 - 11:19 AM
Edited by Dihm, 16 February 2012 - 11:19 AM.
Posted 16 February 2012 - 11:21 AM
Exactly, if he tried that in the CapCon the Maskies would have him "taken care of".
Unless of course he died of starvation or disease first.
Posted 16 February 2012 - 11:47 AM
Posted 16 February 2012 - 12:17 PM
Posted 16 February 2012 - 02:13 PM
-run up to and kick a mech in the groin for no better reason than it amuses me.
-replace my coolant with mead.
-repeatedly stamp upon the light mechs untill its flat. then use it as a shield.
Posted 16 February 2012 - 04:05 PM
-Fight the clans while bearing a clan sig.
CSR for life!
Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:46 AM
Posted 18 February 2012 - 10:04 PM
- Use only weapons that require ammunition so you have an excuse to charge with melee once you run out
- Demand to see the universe's manager if you don't end up in Valhalla
Posted 18 February 2012 - 11:09 PM
Just win some Solaris matches, then youll be welcome in the Valhalla club any time!
Posted 19 February 2012 - 04:41 AM
Posted 19 February 2012 - 03:04 PM
Not shower for years at a time, never shave my beard and drink myself half to death every night and, not only not be bitched at by the health and safety folks, but be considered a regular upstanding member of the community.
Rape and pillage.
Edited by Alaskan Viking, 19 February 2012 - 03:10 PM.
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