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Posted 17 January 2016 - 11:29 AM

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 06:24 PM

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Posted 25 January 2016 - 05:22 AM

Unnnnnnnngh.

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Posted 27 January 2016 - 03:48 PM

Are you injured?

Do you need medical assistance?

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Posted 11 March 2016 - 11:23 PM

Who would trust that guy to perform medical treatments? Where did Dr Birdbrain get his qualifications from, the bird bath down the road?

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 07:56 AM

Birds make GREAT medical professionals.

Ain't you never heard of Florence Nightingale?

Very famous bird medical professional.



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Posted 13 March 2016 - 01:45 PM

Lies I say. How would birds do such things without hands?

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 12:07 PM

Easy.

We specialize.

Like Horace here.

He uses his bill for a tongue depressor

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Posted 15 March 2016 - 03:49 AM

Think about that for a second.

Horace: "Good morning, mind if put my mouth into your mouth so I can stare into your mouth". Horace Active Probe or HAP for short.

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Posted 15 March 2016 - 06:09 AM

Zactly.

He's very good at his job.



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Posted 17 March 2016 - 03:29 AM

What can the penguins do ?

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Posted 17 March 2016 - 05:13 AM

Proctology.

They don't have to bend over,

just reach up.



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Posted 18 March 2016 - 12:25 AM

So long as they are gentle and don't try to stab people in the bum.

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 06:12 AM

That's what a proctologist is

supposed to do.

Stick things in your bum.



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Posted 19 March 2016 - 02:06 AM

Oh that's nasty. Some one get the grease!!!!

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 05:00 AM

Noooooooooooooo

Not the grease!!!

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How could you do that?



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Posted 30 March 2016 - 01:14 AM

Water mel own madda fakka

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 03:52 PM

Wat?

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 12:17 AM

Have you not seen the vine sensation that is water mel own

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 09:56 AM

No.

Sounds fruitful.





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