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Things to Avoid Before the MWO Beta Starts


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#1 Aidan

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:08 AM

Please list the things you should avoid in your life, so you may play in the MWO Beta program.

I will start it off.

1. Ground zero of a thermo-nuclear explosion

;)

#2 Arcterran

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:11 AM

2. Attempt to manufacture a 1:1 scale model of your favorite mech (Flying Debris style of course)

Edited by Arcterran, 08 April 2012 - 09:12 AM.


#3 Cochise

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:12 AM

My Wife.

(Slap! Crash! Boom! Bang!)

Oh honey what was I thinking, that's kids stuff!

#4 MajorLeeHung

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:22 AM

3. Work. Quit your job. Now. Gotta be ready!

#5 Thornn

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:27 AM

4. Avoid angering The Paul.

#6 ArtyomBrusilov

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:34 AM

5. Cocaine.

#7 JackDeth

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:35 AM

Make sure your social security checks are being deposited to your account...board up the windows and doors after laying in lots of supplies.
Tell the spouse you're incommunicado for the duration.
Disconnect the phone.
Let your cell phone run down and not recharge it.
Paint the windows black.
Find out if you can rent one of those porta-potty automatic disposal thingys.
Take a course on intra-veinous feeding?
Let you hair and beard grow.
Get lots of deodorant.

#8 wwiiogre

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:36 AM

avoid missing internet payment and electricity payment

everything else is optional

chris

#9 FinnMcKool

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:41 AM

any personal relationships

with the exception of your Clan /Corp. mates

#10 Amolas

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:43 AM

Dieing ;)

#11 Hawkeye 72

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:45 AM

Avoid matches...


Trust me

#12 Orzorn

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:16 AM

Forget about everything that doesn't deal with Mechwarrior Online...

Mechwarrior Online and breathing...

#13 OnLashoc

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:30 PM

View PostAmolas, on 08 April 2012 - 09:43 AM, said:

Dieing ;)


Funny you say that, I already carry that goal when thinking of my Cleveland Browns winning a Super Bowl lol!

#14 Insidious Johnson

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 02:51 PM

6. Convert all assets to precious metals and gems before world wide monetary collapse and hyper-inflation caused by self monetized debt sets in.

7. Hope there is still an internet afterwards.

#15 Oswin Aurelius

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:06 PM

Diablo III.

#16 Calon Farstar

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:13 PM

8. Engagement ring

#17 Oswin Aurelius

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:14 PM

View PostCalon Farstar, on 08 April 2012 - 03:13 PM, said:

8. Engagement ring


"I know you wanted kids, but we can't afford them with the repair bills for my Awesome! Do you have any idea how much it takes to replace a PPC? DO YOU?!'

#18 Kell Pryde

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:38 PM

Really anything involving a significant other. They are simply a drain on your resources anyway.

#19 Ronin13m

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:48 PM

9. The ebay shop for all your cockpit needs.

#20 Aegis Kleais

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:52 PM

10. Dying of sheer boredom. (When you know OF MWO but cannot play it, the anticipation becomes overwhelmed)





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