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[SirDenOfYork]

I'll hit the Atlas,opps where's everybody...

[SeDevri]

(during a CBT/MW campaign, the last words of the enemy Boss)
After a protracted combat against some remnants of the Smoke Jaguar clan, my lance are the last men standing......ish, when the boss battle begins. An Assault Star charges on the battlefield.....

"I am Star Colonel Something or Other(can't remember), you freebirth scum wont leave this....."

at which point:

"F*** YOUR MONOLOGUE!" at which point my entire lance fires on his mech with every weapon that can reach.....
(i think it was actually a MML-3's LRMs which TACed the cockpit that got the kill)

We actually lost that battle.......so i guess thats two sets of last words in one story.

[Caballo]

"Minefield? What minefield? There was nothing in the briefing about a minefield!"

Edited by Caballo, 22 April 2012 - 11:42 PM.

[Joe Davion 86]

(Awesome sighted back to me)
"Sir, I've got missle lock."
"FIRE ZE MISSILES"
LRMs go derpy, the awesome i was firing at turns...FML. 3 PPCs later my poor little Trenchbucket is just that much slag

Edited by Joe Davion 86, 23 April 2012 - 12:22 AM.

[RodasRocker]

"Commander, Explorer 1 here, I need help two centurions come for me, but I'm hidden in fuel tanks........" (static)

[Romeox]

Dialogue on TS with a mate :

TC-mode in MWLL. Both of us had Shadowcats.

me: "Watch out ! In D4, 240 degree. Just had radar cotact right behind ya!"
him : "Hm? There´s nothin´. Relax..."
me : "300m behind you! He´s movin´ very fast! E3 now!"
him : "There´s absolutetly noth- OH MY ******* GOD!! COME OVER HERE I NEED YOUR HELP" *He died*

We where atacked by an Atlas and a Mauler. At least we where able to take both of the Atlas arms and hold them back long enough, so our Shiva could bomb ´em down...pure Epicness : D

Edited by Romeox, 23 April 2012 - 12:30 AM.

[lashropa]

lol. "I'll just hide my elemental point in the fuel tanks"

Or

"Wait... I can just strip all the armor out of my legs! No one will think of that!"

Edited by lashropa, 23 April 2012 - 12:53 AM.

[Gunmage]

Marauder pilot: Aw come on, how much damage that Raven can do to me?

[Belisarius1]

John Talbert, on 22 April 2012 - 04:56 PM, said:

I'll scout over this ridge.

This, so many times. Friggin' no radar.

[Shiinore]

Who the hell mistakes a Masakari for a building?

[GratuitousLurking]

'I don't need the armor if I kill them first...' (My reasoning for carry low armor counts in some Mechwarrior games of loading more dakka and less armor. It works out less then I like...)

[GargoyleKDR]

"Soon"

[Havoc2]

"Contact left! Let's flank them! Hey where the hell are you guys?"

[Trevnor]

"Oh, it's just a Raven, all by himself too. Wait... **** there's 12 of the...."

[canned hobbit]

ok keep yer heads down! ooh! whats that over there BOOOOOOOOOM!

[Sarah Dalrymple]

I remember the last words of one of the DM's that I used to play BT with (my uncle, who has moved on to much more EVElier games...)

He had one mech left, and I was the last mech standing. Goliath with 3 Gauss rifles and a clan targeting computer. Burned through all of my edge, last chance to hit. I made the hit and my CO yelled "ROLL A TWELVE!"

As my uncle was laughing because I had NEVER managed to roll a critical head shot, the CO had startled me enough that I ended up dropping my dice in the middle of the table.

The roll to location? CRITICAL HEADSHOT. 3 gauss slugs, the poor pilot of that other mech never had a chance.

I have never felt as awesome at BT as I did that day.

[LordKnightFandragon]

GratuitousLurking, on 23 April 2012 - 02:58 AM, said:

'I don't need the armor if I kill them first...' (My reasoning for carry low armor counts in some Mechwarrior games of loading more dakka and less armor. It works out less then I like...)

A Glass Cannon only works ifyou fire, hit and kill a one on one engagement fsater then he kills you...otherwise, if its 1 on 1 with an elemental making it 1 on 1 1/4, you will die before you kill them both, its why I go max armor, less dakka...it works out far better then the GLass Cannon Config...atleast in MW4....

Edited by LordKnightFandragon, 23 April 2012 - 08:12 AM.

[WolfDragon Ghost]

Shiinore, on 23 April 2012 - 02:30 AM, said:

Who the hell mistakes a Masakari for a building?

Some blind, or a civilian with no training for first time using a mech'

[Carebear]

Ive plenty of time to back up.

Edited by Carebear, 23 April 2012 - 09:46 AM.

[Katsumi]

"As long as I don't take a headshot I'll be fine."

This was said by a character known as "The Head Shot Kid" because of the number of times he was killed by headshots. The mech could be perfectly fine... one shot and the head is corred.