Famous Last Words
Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:32 PM
After a protracted combat against some remnants of the Smoke Jaguar clan, my lance are the last men standing......ish, when the boss battle begins. An Assault Star charges on the battlefield.....
"I am Star Colonel Something or Other(can't remember), you freebirth scum wont leave this....."
at which point:
"F*** YOUR MONOLOGUE!" at which point my entire lance fires on his mech with every weapon that can reach.....
(i think it was actually a MML-3's LRMs which TACed the cockpit that got the kill)
We actually lost that battle.......so i guess thats two sets of last words in one story.
Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:41 PM
Edited by Caballo, 22 April 2012 - 11:42 PM.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 12:07 AM
"Sir, I've got missle lock."
"FIRE ZE MISSILES"
LRMs go derpy, the awesome i was firing at turns...FML. 3 PPCs later my poor little Trenchbucket is just that much slag
Edited by Joe Davion 86, 23 April 2012 - 12:22 AM.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 12:14 AM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 12:29 AM
TC-mode in MWLL. Both of us had Shadowcats.
me: "Watch out ! In D4, 240 degree. Just had radar cotact right behind ya!"
him : "Hm? There´s nothin´. Relax..."
me : "300m behind you! He´s movin´ very fast! E3 now!"
him : "There´s absolutetly noth- OH MY ******* GOD!! COME OVER HERE I NEED YOUR HELP" *He died*
We where atacked by an Atlas and a Mauler. At least we where able to take both of the Atlas arms and hold them back long enough, so our Shiva could bomb ´em down...pure Epicness : D
Edited by Romeox, 23 April 2012 - 12:30 AM.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 12:49 AM
"Wait... I can just strip all the armor out of my legs! No one will think of that!"
Edited by lashropa, 23 April 2012 - 12:53 AM.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 01:15 AM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 01:18 AM
This, so many times. Friggin' no radar.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 02:58 AM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:11 AM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:29 AM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:45 AM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:03 AM
He had one mech left, and I was the last mech standing. Goliath with 3 Gauss rifles and a clan targeting computer. Burned through all of my edge, last chance to hit. I made the hit and my CO yelled "ROLL A TWELVE!"
As my uncle was laughing because I had NEVER managed to roll a critical head shot, the CO had startled me enough that I ended up dropping my dice in the middle of the table.
The roll to location? CRITICAL HEADSHOT. 3 gauss slugs, the poor pilot of that other mech never had a chance.
I have never felt as awesome at BT as I did that day.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:11 AM
A Glass Cannon only works ifyou fire, hit and kill a one on one engagement fsater then he kills you...otherwise, if its 1 on 1 with an elemental making it 1 on 1 1/4, you will die before you kill them both, its why I go max armor, less dakka...it works out far better then the GLass Cannon Config...atleast in MW4....
Edited by LordKnightFandragon, 23 April 2012 - 08:12 AM.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:55 AM
Some blind, or a civilian with no training for first time using a mech'
Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:46 AM
Edited by Carebear, 23 April 2012 - 09:46 AM.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:08 AM
This was said by a character known as "The Head Shot Kid" because of the number of times he was killed by headshots. The mech could be perfectly fine... one shot and the head is corred.
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