Apparently miracles do occur since MWO will be coming out in the coming months. I must warn you that I will be extremely preoccupied with this game for the coming year.
It's childish you say? Going to name calling? Well, what is it that you do when you go to the mall and try on clothing and shoes that you will never buy? DRESS UP. (Your move)
If you must, I suggest that you have an affair, in fact I insist that you do so. I would suggest Edward down the street. He is well muscled and jogs every day. He contents himself by playing Modern Warfare 3, so he must have quite a bit of idle time. Thus, when he comes over to clean out the pool, I propose that you launch this idea his way. You may use the guest bedroom.
If you must fornicate with Edward, or someone else, please keep your moans of pleasure down, I wish to listen only to the sounds of autocannon booming over a futuristic battlefield as I crush opponents.
The dog? I have an R/C helicopter that is equipped with several strips of bacon that will allow Atlas to get his exercise running up and down the stairs.
My job? My boss has a good relationship with mechwarrior, since he stomps over to my cubicle and has the shape of a Dragon battlemech. And has, and I quote, "If you play that mech simulator on company time again, I will fire you, and strangle you with the mouse!" Clearly some one familiar with Mechwarrior or Battletech would come up with a rant so creative and so vivid.
Oh me? I am fairly sure that I can feed myself since Vinny's Pizzeria knows my home address. Honey, honestly, I order from them before dinner because your turkey is more dry then an overheating Firestarter attacking a Mad Cat.
Now dear, I apologize but I must go, because I need to continue my posting on the MWO website, since there are people who want X-pulse lasers available when the game launches. I know right? People at that time have no idea what X-pulse lasers are!
Love you like a Flashman loves coolant,
Edited by Goldhawk, 25 April 2012 - 11:00 AM.