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[CoffiNail]

Iron Harlequin, on 06 May 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:

Quick captioned a meme

Unless your Nicholas Kerensky during the SLDF's second exodus, he simply walked into Strana Mechty

[RotS Targe]

Iron Harlequin, on 06 May 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:

Quick captioned a meme

no, you have to annihilate a clan first.

[Iron Harlequin]

Read the book where that happened. It was hilarious

[Akaryu]

Steiner Has Good Intel! that oughta have yall in stiches i'll wager

[Malkinn Kerensky]

Jaegerwolf, on 29 April 2012 - 12:47 PM, said:

So a Warhammer walks into a bar.....

Spoiler

..and takes a Through Armor Critical to his machine gun ammo, blowing himself up.

Boo! Hiss!

[Malkinn Kerensky]

Coralld, on 03 May 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

How most mech pilots see the Kodiak...


How Light mech pilots see the Kodiak...

+1 for the PedoMech!

[Alexander Fury]

Gun Bear, on 28 April 2012 - 05:54 PM, said:

I got a good one!

Dark Age!!!

This would be considered bad comedy! HA!

CobaltRaptor, on 26 April 2012 - 08:09 PM, said:

That explains why i had no idea what it was, never was a big Mechassault fan.

HAHAHA! Mech Assault fans......now THAT'S funny!!

[CTGrafitti]

Q. How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. What's a Smoke Jaguar?

[Alexander Fury]

CTGrafitti, on 10 May 2012 - 02:37 PM, said:

Q. How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. What's a Smoke Jaguar?

HAHA!!!! BURN!!!
Smoke Jags are an endangered species right?

Q: What weighs 95 tons, has jump jets and mounts a Gauss Rifle?
A: I dunno, but I'm getting the hell out of here!

Edited by Alexander Fury, 10 May 2012 - 02:42 PM.

[CobaltRaptor]

Q: What do you get when you cross the Battletech Universe, and Writers who are really, Really, REALLY high?


A: Mechassault 2 storyline

[The Destinator]

CobaltRaptor, on 10 May 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:

Q: What do you get when you cross the Battletech Universe, and Writers who are really, Really, REALLY high?


A: Mechassault 2 storyline

Not high, just die hard battle armor fans!

So a Raven and a Jenner walk into a bar...

The next day the pilots get reprimanded for destroying the commander's favorite drinking spot!

[Kay Wolf]

Hakiyah? Why did you delete that joke... that was fantastic!!

[Hakiyah]

Kay Wolf, on 10 May 2012 - 03:29 PM, said:

Hakiyah? Why did you delete that joke... that was fantastic!!

the html tags were screwing up the display. Let me see if I can get it display right


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Prince Magnusson's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that?"
St.. Peter responded, "That's Kai Allard-Liao's clock. The hands have
moved Twice, telling us that Kai told only two lies in his life."
"Where's Takashi Kurita's clock?" asked the man.
"Kurita's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[Kay Wolf]

Ah, there it is... that's a funny joke.

[CTGrafitti]

How do you keep a clanner busy for hours? Scroll Down to find out






















How Do you keep a clanner busy for hours? Scroll Up to find out.

[Ace Hole]

I think I broke my scroll wheel.

[Adridos]

Ace Hole, on 11 May 2012 - 02:04 PM, said:

I think I broke my scroll wheel.

You can still drag the bar on the right...

[Coralld]

Adridos, on 11 May 2012 - 02:06 PM, said:

You can still drag the bar on the right...

But that would be barbaric.

[Coralld]

Old school ComStar.

[daneiel varna]

An Ghost Bear warrior landed at Starport in Rasalhague, at the control the officer asked: occupation? and the Ghost Bear warrior answers: no just for visit !

Edited by daneiel varna, 27 May 2012 - 01:18 PM.